A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:59 am

Well, Turning Point is real, and Charlie Kirk is real, and if you've read anything by or about him, it's certainly something he might well say.

The truth might matter even so (let's not make things any harder than they already are!), but yeah, Poe's Law is definitely in force.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:08 am

How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise

The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that’s a shame.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Thad » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:08 am

Then how do you explain wasabi mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise, smart guy?

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby pacobird » Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:33 pm

the mayocide
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Postby Lottel » Mon Aug 13, 2018 5:37 pm

I keep just thinking "Miracle Whoops" and laughing.

It's me. I'm the millennial that's killing the mayonnaise industry.
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Postby Mongrel » Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:29 pm

Lottel wrote:"Miracle Whoops"


Now I too, am laughing.

xD
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mazian » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:31 pm

"Identity condiments".

I'm just going to keep thinking about that phrase all week. Identity condiments. What's your condimentsona?


original condiment do not steal


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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:08 am

Fucks sake, who writes this shit? Like, imagine this person's life. It must be empty as fuck. Devoid of joy or anything remotely interesting, even to them. Like a person with a full, rewarding lifestyle does not write a fucking twenty page essay on why the next generation doesn't eat mayonnaise.

Fucking astounding what people choose to care about.

"my good large son is practical and eats mayonnaise" sounds exactly like a dril tweet.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:40 am

I legit feel bad for the prick's daughter.
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Postby zaratustra » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:35 am

Friday wrote:Fucks sake, who writes this shit? Like, imagine this person's life. It must be empty as fuck. Devoid of joy or anything remotely interesting, even to them. Like a person with a full, rewarding lifestyle does not write a fucking twenty page essay on why the next generation doesn't eat mayonnaise.

Fucking astounding what people choose to care about.

"my good large son is practical and eats mayonnaise" sounds exactly like a dril tweet.


why are millenials choosing to diversify their tastes instead of scarfing down bland, unhealthy traditional food

it must be because their identity is defined by food

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby hngkong » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:03 am

Well, according to the end of the article, millenials are actually buying more mayo than boomers are, so it really feels like the article was "I fucking hate millennials, here's some random information about mayonnaise. Also I hate my bitch daughter."

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Silversong » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:26 am

Just because something is old and white doesn't mean it's obsolete. Look at Shakespeare. Look at me.


Too many hot takes in that article. Friday's right, this is just some bitter pile of venom who hates her feminist daughter and anyone who won't eat deviled eggs.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby TA » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:41 pm

I haven't read the article because, fuck. But yeah, the pull quote I kept seeing to intro it was:
My son Jake, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He’s a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.


"Practical". "Good son". "Also have a daughter". Yeah, I wonder who we're supposed to root for here.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:42 pm



ow ow ow help help someone help me get my face off this hotplate why is my face stuck to a hotplate
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby hngkong » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:53 pm

So women are not allowed to do anything with comics, videogames, or anything else boys like. Got it.

The internet was a mistake.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:14 pm

I like the claim that women are now making all the comics.

That's a big workload for one gal!
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby mharr » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:29 pm

I like the way he took the old treehouse stereotype and skillfully reversed it to show how it's the icky girls that are the sexists. Mad literary skills.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby beatbandito » Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:03 pm

Did anyone read that guy's comics? Because I have to say, real winners.

Also he may actually be 10.
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