A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Lottel » Sat May 02, 2020 10:10 pm

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sun May 03, 2020 6:38 pm

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sun May 03, 2020 10:12 pm

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*sound of brain melting*

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Joxam » Mon May 04, 2020 8:10 pm

So, funny story, even after you remove all hardware to remove a steering wheel on a normal car, you still have to use a fork specifically designed to remove the steering wheel in order to pop it off the pressurized housing.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Grath » Tue May 05, 2020 12:43 am

It's a shame about Teslas being shoddily-built and irresponsibly pushing "self-driving" with insufficient sensor arrays to actually hold up to their claims, because I would be so down for a self-driving electric car with a built-in dash cam.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Tue May 05, 2020 4:20 am

The original ones were a labour of love by their employees and are actually very well-built.

But then Muskie kept going around to people's workstations, doing their job for a day and then firing them (not actually an exaggeration), which is really just another reminder that everything he touches turns to shit.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby mharr » Tue May 05, 2020 7:53 am

Did something weird happen to Musk? I mean, I don't see how he'd build up the first big-news desirable electric car company in the first place if he was always the fuck-up we know and love today. My first suspicion is this was a George Lucas situation and all the real work was done by people I've never heard of that got sick of his shit.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Grath » Tue May 05, 2020 10:09 am

Musk didn't build shit. He bought in to Tesla using money that eventually traces back to his father's apartheid-era blood emerald mines.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby beatbandito » Tue May 05, 2020 10:12 am

Musk didn't found Tesla. He brought it, brought the rights to call himself a founder, then started firing everyone who knew what they were doing.

Grath got it already but I'm hitting confirm anyway.

Also worth noting: the major stop between slave mines and Tesla was Musk running Paypal for the period when it was stupid to keep money in the account because they would randomly close accounts and confiscate funds for basically any reason.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri May 08, 2020 8:47 pm

Look, I know incels is cheating but dear lord in heaven, this is some ninth circle of hell crazy.



Some pretty glorious comments in there too
WTF did I just read ? It felt like trepanning
This take is beyond nuclear, it's about ready to turn me into a supermutant.
This guy's fusing his own black hole together.
my man's been an incel so long his pipes started backing up. that brain is just submerged in nut.


EDIT: Starr's comment "That guy's take needs an HR Giger counter, the regular Geiger counters all get fried."
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Fri May 08, 2020 9:27 pm

I'm sorry, but, "all sex and intimacy should be commanded by the Soviets" is the absolute best and most funny thing anyone has ever said so I actually love this person
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri May 08, 2020 9:30 pm

The sheer power of this guy's thirst could provide electricity, heating, and clean drinking water to over 47.5 million North American households, in perpetuity.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Niku » Fri May 08, 2020 9:43 pm

im just glad sora’s doing well
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Joxam » Fri May 08, 2020 9:45 pm

God damn.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Yoji » Sat May 09, 2020 1:18 am

That's the most insanely stupid bullcrap I've read in... about eight hours. Fucking incels, man.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Lottel » Sat May 09, 2020 2:01 am

Niku wrote:im just glad sora’s doing well


++karma
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