A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:12 pm

I saw Blade like everyone else did. Which may be a lie, I was actually taking notes during most of the movie. The notes were regarding the technology, and how Blade kills vampires using decentralized technology. Decentralized technologies which are mainly possible because the inception of garlic and silver.

Of course, another tie in to the decentralized technology is that the whole Blade saga is based around katanas. Shogun trying to take all the katana, while the people learn to use farming tools.

Katanas = decentralized. Farming = Mesopotamia. Sort of like the saga of Dragon Ball, other anime, and their decentralized katanas. The root is I'm a literal fucking crazy person
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:35 pm



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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby beatbandito » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:30 am

If there's cerebral fluid in cum it would certainly help explain my downward spiral.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:07 am

The bright side is that transgender cannot reproduce, at least when the transition is finished. Wait. Is this what happened to the dinosaurs?
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby mharr » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:56 am

The bright side is that transgender cannot reproduce

They know we're like ten years away from some biohacker coming up with an injection that transitions people Culture style and makes that even less true than it already is, right? (I'm pretty sure they are subconsciously, at least. Future shock is the engine that drives these reactions.)

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby nosimpleway » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:54 pm

Not only can transgender people reproduce, but a person with a uterus who isn't a woman can have children fully capable of fulfilling the prophecy to kill Macbeth.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:04 pm

I'm still flipping my shit laughing at EXCESS TRANSITIONING KILLED THE DINOSAURS.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby mharr » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:58 pm

Well, transitioning into chickens hasn't been that great for them.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Joxam » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:36 pm

I'm still pretty fucked up over learning that eagles are just danger parrots and not raptors...
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:39 pm

Joxam wrote:I'm still pretty fucked up over learning that eagles are just danger parrots and not raptors...

If it's the Eagle specifically, don't worry - it's falcons which are danger parrots. Hawks and Eagles are still raptors.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:25 am

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Ah yes, the classic "If only Anne Frank had had an AR-15" argument.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby zaratustra » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:49 am

I have been inside Anne Frank's home, and this is me thinking for ten seconds on the problem, soldiers could literally smoke them out.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby François » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:02 am

ACTUALLY you betray your typical liberal ignorance as all assault rifles have a selector switch for more than "safe" and "semi-auto but also safe for innocents if you are a good guy", there is also a setting for "teleport" which displaces you safely at the spot the bullet hits which Anne Frank could totally have used to escape from as well as kill all bad guys in a twenty mile radius

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:46 am

No no you guys are overthinking this

If Anne Frank had an AR-15 she could have used it to shoot Hitler, changing the timeline so that the Soviets took over and then we could have had CC Red Alert in real life
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby beatbandito » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:33 pm

I've been INSIDE the Anne Frank House and it's pretty pathetic that she even got caught. There was a huge line and the guides started yelling if I even touched anything! I mean, first amendment, right? So she should've had plenty of notice that the soldiers were there. Probably would've helped if they didn't call it the freaking "Anne Frank House" and happily show off the secret rooms. lol. Everyone who isn't me is so dumb.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:42 am

Snowflake students claim Frankenstein’s monster was ‘misunderstood’ — and is in fact a VICTIM
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