A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby mharr » Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:45 pm

I have to assume from all this that Flat Earthers do not pee, which means they are all of pure royal bloodline.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:36 pm

If the earth is 3 billion years old and has evolved over all those years, then why are there still other planets
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:53 pm

I've been piddling around trying to come up with an "Oceans of urine" joke, but it's just not coming out.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:54 pm

Oh, come on, Mongrel. Don't be that Sol Badguy.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Büge » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:33 pm

Quit taking the piss, Friday
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby mharr » Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:14 pm

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I'm honestly not sure where to post this TBH, but it's definitely a (two year old) hot take and this way I don't need to think of a thread title.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:15 pm

I remember this!
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Postby Büge » Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:05 pm

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:11 pm

Okay first off, I'm not going to be paying you to make a website that will be free to visit. That doesn't make sense. And secondly, stop using words like 'rates' and 'estimates.' It makes you look like an asshole.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:33 pm

Okay first off, I'm not going to be paying you to make a website that will be free to visit. That doesn't make sense.


How are people this fucking stupid? Do you just drink lead paint every night for dinner?
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Blossom » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:48 pm

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:07 pm

Oh, here's the full convo from that website estimate thing:

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Grath » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:12 pm

You're gonna lose. BUG TIME!

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Postby beatbandito » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:01 am

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:01 am

Grath wrote:You're gonna lose. "BUG TIME!"
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:39 pm

Maybe he's a MTG player and he's getting out his Sultai deck and he's not used to the new names for the wedges yet

No, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE! NAYA ZOO TIME!!!

Wooded Foothills, crack, shock a Stomping Ground, Nacatl, pass

*moves d20 from 20 to 17*

Swamp pass

Foothills, guide, swing, guide trigger, push my cat

yep

take 2

yep

crack, shock, narnam renegade, pass
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:41 pm

I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. It fails to capture the absurdities and impossible conflicts of war.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:11 am

Brittany, age 27.
Just finished her shift as an RN.
Goes out and gets drunk every weekend and lives on dr. Pepper.
Spends her work breaks with a cigarette in one hand and her cell phone in the other, urging her Facebook friends to support mandatory vaccines.

People value what she says because clearly her education has given her a true understanding of health.
#pHARMa

Righttt?!!!
Neurosurgeons do cocain and party 24-7 with very little sleep and perform surgery following their drug induced sex crazed weekend adventures. My sister in law was involved in this lifestyle as an RN.


I keep reading the first one as

Brittany, age 27.
Just finished her shift as an RN.
Goes out and gets drunk every weekend and lives on dr. Pepper.
Spends her work breaks with a cigarette in one hand and her cell phone in the other, urging her Facebook friends to support mandatory vaccines.

People value what she says because clearly her education has given her a true understanding of health.
#pHARMa

Take a walk on the wild side, doot dadoot dadoot doot doot doot doot dadoot dooooooooo
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:44 am

Righttt?!!!


anyone who starts a post like this should be killed

like not killed to death, but just like, a little bit killed

it's not quite as bad as starting a post with "am I the only one who X" (which gets you the full space-lasering) but I'm at least gonna cut off your fucking leg
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