Brontoforumus

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:41 pm**

I mentioned that maybe we should have dedicated thread for random internet dumbshit things rather than trying to shoehorn them in elsewhere. I figured I'd stick it here since they're not really news/politics/facts per se.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:19 pm**

I am very very dizzy now.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:29 pm**

that take will postpone the heat death of the universe by at least a couple dozen billion years

Posted: **Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:49 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:55 pm**

don't lie in front of your parents dude, that karma is the swiftest kind

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:12 pm**

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:39 am**

This one's from the cryptocurrency crazies page on Reddit:

Cryptos gain even 1000% per year. Why? Because it's just men working without the government butting in and without women making it all about the vagina. Could you imagine if in real world all new companies grew this fast? This is how much women steal from the society.

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:12 am**

Mongrel wrote:

So I just came from reading the latest robo-katestory and I swear to god this reads in exactly the same way

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:14 pm**

but also where's the lie

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:42 pm**

Flat Earth guys are always good for a laugh.

Posted: **Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:14 pm**

Posted: **Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:15 pm**

im dead

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:49 am**

I think the source on this one is Reddit. Not sure.

But you literally just judged all Nazis as "assholes". My grandfather, my grandmother, their families and friends were all involved with the Party. They're also some of the kindest, most wonderful people I've meet, yet you've already judged them based on a group generalization

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:23 am**

Twitter, actually.

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:21 pm**

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:46 pm**

EDIT: Awww this one's fake. Booo.

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:38 pm**

The Leftist Apparitions Who Shook Down Scrooge for Money

However crusty his demeanor, the common people of London were far richer than they would have been without Mr. Scrooge

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:31 pm**

"It's okay to hoard wealth and be a gigantic miser who never pays his employees a cent more than he has to, because in the end, your money will trickle down to them despite you not allowing a single cent to trickle down to them"

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:55 pm**

If only we got to see the actual effects of Scrooge's life choices, but alas, we can only conjecture.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:33 pm**

There's 'igirn't' and then there's this guy:

Brontoforumus

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