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A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:41 pm
by Mongrel
I mentioned that maybe we should have dedicated thread for random internet dumbshit things rather than trying to shoehorn them in elsewhere. I figured I'd stick it here since they're not really news/politics/facts per se.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:19 pm
by Mongrel


I am very very dizzy now.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:29 pm
by atog
that take will postpone the heat death of the universe by at least a couple dozen billion years

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:49 pm
by Mongrel



Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:55 pm
by atog
don't lie in front of your parents dude, that karma is the swiftest kind

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:12 pm
by Mongrel
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:39 am
by Mongrel
This one's from the cryptocurrency crazies page on Reddit:

Cryptos gain even 1000% per year. Why? Because it's just men working without the government butting in and without women making it all about the vagina. Could you imagine if in real world all new companies grew this fast? This is how much women steal from the society.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:12 am
by Friday
Mongrel wrote:Image


So I just came from reading the latest robo-katestory and I swear to god this reads in exactly the same way

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:14 pm
by Niku
but also where's the lie

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:42 pm
by Mongrel
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Flat Earth guys are always good for a laugh.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:14 pm
by TA

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:15 pm
by Mongrel
im dead

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:49 am
by Mongrel
I think the source on this one is Reddit. Not sure.

But you literally just judged all Nazis as "assholes". My grandfather, my grandmother, their families and friends were all involved with the Party. They're also some of the kindest, most wonderful people I've meet, yet you've already judged them based on a group generalization

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:23 am
by Büge
Twitter, actually.


Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:21 pm
by TA

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:46 pm
by Mongrel


EDIT: Awww this one's fake. Booo.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:38 pm
by Mongrel
The Leftist Apparitions Who Shook Down Scrooge for Money

However crusty his demeanor, the common people of London were far richer than they would have been without Mr. Scrooge

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:31 pm
by Friday
"It's okay to hoard wealth and be a gigantic miser who never pays his employees a cent more than he has to, because in the end, your money will trickle down to them despite you not allowing a single cent to trickle down to them"

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:55 pm
by Brentai
If only we got to see the actual effects of Scrooge's life choices, but alas, we can only conjecture.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:33 pm
by Mongrel
There's 'igirn't' and then there's this guy:

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