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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:22 pm
by Thad
A Wrinkle in Time
Celebrating 56 years of idiots calling devout Christian Madeleine L'Engle anti-Christian.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:16 pm
by TA

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:27 pm
by Friday
Truck Drivers should rejoice in Big Trouble in Little China, this is their Black Panther

Immortal Beings from the Stars should rejoice in Highlander, this is their Wonder Woman

Muppets should rejoice in Dark Crystal, this is their Labyrinth

Solid Snakes should rejoice in Metal Gear Survive, this is their Escape from New York

Stupid fucking idiotic fuckheads should rejoice in this meme, this is their Avatar

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:27 pm
by Mongrel
Mathematicians should give up the idea of being celebrated on pi day. Like most holidays in this country, it's changed from the original concept to one that centers around food and parties.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:15 pm
by hngkong
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:46 pm
by Mongrel
Teens need to murder kids. It's in their blood. If they don't go to war to be able to do that, they end up acting out and shooting up their classmates.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:17 pm
by Friday
As insane as that statement is, if you take the word "kids" out of it and replace it with "The Others" (and I don't mean White Walkers), and remove everything after "acting out" then yeah, it's not entirely untrue.

And yes, sometimes acting out includes acts of horrible violence.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:42 pm
by Mongrel
I'm not a believer and I'm more of a centrist but even so, I find it truly perplexing how many parallels can be drawn between Trump and Jesus.


I love these ones that start out normal or (as in this case) "this person is clearly an idiot, but in an ordinary boring way", only to go over a fucking cliff at the end.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:11 pm
by François
Well, it's a defensible position, considering.

Donald, full of Reckless Ambition, left the Mar-a-Lago and was led by Greed into the golf course, where for forty minutes he was tempted by the Vlad. He ate only cheeseburgers during those minutes, as was his custom, and at the end of them he was still hungry.

The Vlad led him up to a high place and showed him in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. And he said to him, “I will give you all their authority and splendor; it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to. If you worship me, it will all be yours.”

Donald answered, “Alright. Just so you know though, I don't read things. Just tell me where to sign. Do you have a smaller pen?”

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:36 am
by zaratustra
Mongrel wrote:
I'm not a believer and I'm more of a centrist but even so, I find it truly perplexing how many parallels can be drawn between Trump and Jesus.


I love these ones that start out normal or (as in this case) "this person is clearly an idiot, but in an ordinary boring way", only to go over a fucking cliff at the end.


In the sense that neither will ever approach the other, sure, parallels.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:13 pm
by Mongrel
I challenge any female tweeting unironically with #MasculinitySoFragile to last three rounds against me in a fight. We'll see who's fragile.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:13 pm
by Mongrel
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:36 pm
by Büge
Mongrel wrote:
I challenge any female tweeting unironically with #MasculinitySoFragile to last three rounds against me in a fight. We'll see who's fragile.


Wasn't this challenge answered by a woman with actual combat training? And then the guy who posted this never responded?

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:51 pm
by Mongrel
I don't know, but if so that's perfect.

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:35 pm
by atog
Mongrel wrote:I don't know, but if so that's perfect.

+20 points if it was Gal Gadot, who did her stint in the IDF, I'm guessing

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:57 pm
by Mongrel
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:14 pm
by Mongrel
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:56 pm
by Mongrel
A pair of spicy ones today!

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:44 am
by Friday
Yeah but Mongrel, when you drink water it ceases to exist

it's actually what's causing entropy because then the air has to rush in to fill the void and that reduces the amount of air in the universe and when we run out, thats it

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:34 pm
by Mongrel
That's how we know the Mad Max series is a depiction of real biblical events to come - all the oceans are gone, so the movie shows what happens after we drank them all up.