Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:45 pm
I have to assume from all this that Flat Earthers do not pee, which means they are all of pure royal bloodline.
Brontoforumus
Hold on to your butts.
https://brontoforum.us/
A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:36 pm
If the earth is 3 billion years old and has evolved over all those years, then why are there still other planets
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:53 pm
I've been piddling around trying to come up with an "Oceans of urine" joke, but it's just not coming out.
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:54 pm
Oh, come on, Mongrel. Don't be that Sol Badguy.
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:33 pm
Quit taking the piss, Friday
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:14 pm
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I'm honestly not sure where to post this TBH, but it's definitely a (two year old) hot take and this way I don't need to think of a thread title.
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I'm honestly not sure where to post this TBH, but it's definitely a (two year old) hot take and this way I don't need to think of a thread title.
Older prequel version: http://bitsim.beepboopbitcoin.com
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:15 pm
I remember this!
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:05 pm
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:54 pm
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:11 pm
Okay first off, I'm not going to be paying you to make a website that will be free to visit. That doesn't make sense. And secondly, stop using words like 'rates' and 'estimates.' It makes you look like an asshole.
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:33 pm
Okay first off, I'm not going to be paying you to make a website that will be free to visit. That doesn't make sense.
How are people this fucking stupid? Do you just drink lead paint every night for dinner?
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:48 pm
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:07 pm
Oh, here's the full convo from that website estimate thing:
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:12 pm
You're gonna lose. BUG TIME!
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:01 am
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:01 am
Grath wrote:You're gonna lose. "BUG TIME!"
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:39 pm
Maybe he's a MTG player and he's getting out his Sultai deck and he's not used to the new names for the wedges yet
No, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE! NAYA ZOO TIME!!!
Wooded Foothills, crack, shock a Stomping Ground, Nacatl, pass
*moves d20 from 20 to 17*
Swamp pass
Foothills, guide, swing, guide trigger, push my cat
yep
take 2
yep
crack, shock, narnam renegade, pass
No, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE! NAYA ZOO TIME!!!
Wooded Foothills, crack, shock a Stomping Ground, Nacatl, pass
*moves d20 from 20 to 17*
Swamp pass
Foothills, guide, swing, guide trigger, push my cat
yep
take 2
yep
crack, shock, narnam renegade, pass
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:41 pm
I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. It fails to capture the absurdities and impossible conflicts of war.
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:11 am
Brittany, age 27.
Just finished her shift as an RN.
Goes out and gets drunk every weekend and lives on dr. Pepper.
Spends her work breaks with a cigarette in one hand and her cell phone in the other, urging her Facebook friends to support mandatory vaccines.
People value what she says because clearly her education has given her a true understanding of health.
#pHARMa
Righttt?!!!
Neurosurgeons do cocain and party 24-7 with very little sleep and perform surgery following their drug induced sex crazed weekend adventures. My sister in law was involved in this lifestyle as an RN.
I keep reading the first one as
Brittany, age 27.
Just finished her shift as an RN.
Goes out and gets drunk every weekend and lives on dr. Pepper.
Spends her work breaks with a cigarette in one hand and her cell phone in the other, urging her Facebook friends to support mandatory vaccines.
People value what she says because clearly her education has given her a true understanding of health.
#pHARMa
Take a walk on the wild side, doot dadoot dadoot doot doot doot doot dadoot dooooooooo
Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:44 am
Righttt?!!!
anyone who starts a post like this should be killed
like not killed to death, but just like, a little bit killed
it's not quite as bad as starting a post with "am I the only one who X" (which gets you the full space-lasering) but I'm at least gonna cut off your fucking leg