Barefoot and Pregnant

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Postby Mongrel » Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:23 pm

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Postby Friday » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:24 pm

Missouri legislators went on to comment "and blacks should get their yearly check ups done at the zoo, too, because they are monkeys."

When asked for further comment, Missouri legislators said "I have a black friend."
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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Thad » Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:20 am

Amusingly, I just read a pretty good essay arguing that the Matrix is about trans identity.

Granted, theories about hidden meanings of The Matrix are about as common as Hitler analogies, but I'm more inclined to buy this one than most; the focus on Neo being able to choose his own name is a compelling point in its favor, as is setting the "My name is Neo" scene on train tracks:

Neo’s defeat of Smith in a subway is particularly noteworthy, as in an HRC visibility award acceptance speech Lana Wachowski described almost having committed suicide in her youth over her gender identity by stepping in front of a Chicago L train.

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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Mongrel » Fri May 12, 2017 5:49 pm

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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Friday » Sat May 13, 2017 7:35 pm

remember, anyone who uses the term "cuck" you can automatically put into the "human lul" category

also up to the word "girlfriend" in the first part of that post I was imagining male doctors and nurses exposing their male patients genitals, making fun of them, and then murdering them
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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby TA » Sat May 13, 2017 8:24 pm

To be fair. "Cuck" is a pretty funny sounding word. Two comedy k sounds with an uh in the middle, it's basically the funniest possible syllable.
のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Mongrel » Sat May 13, 2017 8:49 pm

To me, the funniest permutation of juvenile alt-rage is still the guy who posted a lengthy rant about how the newer, smaller grocery carts at grocery stores are "cuck carts" and how grocery stores were trying to emasculate him.

I can't imagine what it might be like to spend your life in constant terror that your dick will physically get up and walk away should your vigilance lapse for even a moment.
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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Grath » Sat May 13, 2017 9:37 pm

Mongrel wrote:To me, the funniest permutation of juvenile alt-rage is still the guy who posted a lengthy rant about how the newer, smaller grocery carts at grocery stores are "cuck carts" and how grocery stores were trying to emasculate him.

I can't imagine what it might be like to spend your life in constant terror that your dick will physically get up and walk away should your vigilance lapse for even a moment.

I think that's what drives people to own Hummers.

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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Mongrel » Sat May 13, 2017 10:57 pm

Grath wrote:
Mongrel wrote:To me, the funniest permutation of juvenile alt-rage is still the guy who posted a lengthy rant about how the newer, smaller grocery carts at grocery stores are "cuck carts" and how grocery stores were trying to emasculate him.

I can't imagine what it might be like to spend your life in constant terror that your dick will physically get up and walk away should your vigilance lapse for even a moment.

I think that's what drives people to own Hummers.


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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Joxam » Sun May 14, 2017 11:26 am

Actually, in the US, on of the biggest drive to own large SUVs is the stupid helicopter parent "protect the kids" mentality.
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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Mongrel » Sun May 14, 2017 1:46 pm

I think Grant meant Hummers as distinct from an ordinary SUV.
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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Joxam » Sun May 14, 2017 3:35 pm

I distinguished too, when I said large SUVs. To the average American driver BIG HUGE FUCK OFF SUV = more protection for my devil spawn.

I don't know maybe its just the style of asshole with a small penis we have around where I live but when I think small dick I think Pickup (usually an F150 or Dodge Ram) with mudding tires, a lift kit and unironic truck nuts.
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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Büge » Sun May 14, 2017 3:45 pm

Joxam wrote:I don't know maybe its just the style of asshole with a small penis we have around where I live but when I think small dick I think Pickup (usually an F150 or Dodge Ram) with mudding tires, a lift kit and unironic truck nuts.



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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Mongrel » Sun May 14, 2017 4:26 pm

Joxam wrote:I don't know maybe its just the style of asshole with a small penis we have around where I live but when I think small dick I think Pickup (usually an F150 or Dodge Ram) with mudding tires, a lift kit and unironic truck nuts.


I.e. the "ROLLING COAL" types.
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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Brentai » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:58 pm

I'm trying to read this memo to actually understand the situation but it reads like a freshman essay and I can't for a second manage to work up an opinion beyond "Whatever the fuck this guy was supposed to be doing he was clearly very busy not doing it."

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Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Postby Mongrel » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:59 pm

Yeah, all the excerpts I've seen just read like a typical internet blowhard's shitposting.

Which is probably exactly what it is.
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