Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

[Mongrel]

UNNAMED CANDIDATE? Sure sounds like Crooked Hillary!!! Thanks, Witch Hunt!

I don't know if you know this already and are just riffing on it, but there are LITERALLY PEOPLE SAYING EXACTLY THIS NOW, that Cohen helping "the Candidate" means Hillary is about to get arrested any minute now.

This is IN SPITE OF the fact that the exact same document says "The Candidate" is now President of the United States.

I can't believe it's not Buttery Males

[Büge]

If Trump gets impeached and his presidency is shown to be illegitimate, will Disney take the animatronic version in the Hall of Presidents?

[Thad]

They've still got Nixon in there, don't they?

[Thad]

...do Colbert and Meyers really have to take their vacations at the same time?

[Romosome]

Trump will be redesignated 44ε and be forced to use Obama's moveset.

[Brantly B.]

Pretty sure he's 37ε with the exact same variations as Pichu (although actual Pichu gets his own entry for some reason.)

[Mongrel]

[Thad]

The publisher of the National Enquirer has been granted immunity and has a safe full of catch-and-kill stories and my GOD, did EVERY political comic have to take the week off?

[Mongrel]

[François]

Clearly the last time he paid attention to a flag was when he attended a French military parade.

[mharr]

I can totally relate to not giving a shit about flags to the point of not really seeing them any more, but not so much in someone who habitually wears the damn thing like a superman cape. (Seriously, when is humanity going to twig that this is a 100% reliable douchebag radar blip?)

[Thad]

He once got in trouble for flying a freakishly large flag at one of his properties (violated zoning regulations or something). Colbert interviewed him about it; this was in the early days of The Report, so probably '06 or so.

[Mongrel]

Ttrump Googled himself and is now angry.

[Friday]

tell him to try

[Mongrel]

Politico article about Trump "unravelling."

“He is terrified,” said Trump biographer Michael D’Antonio. “This is 40 years of deceit coming home to torment him.”

[Yoji]

Has it ever occurred to people like him to... oh, I dunno, NOT BE TERRIBLE? Just once?

[Brantly B.]

Not in the last consequence-free 40 years, no.

[beatbandito]

He's a pathological liar, those forty years became the reality he lived in, it's like a fucked up "The Secret".

This isn't a Bond villain that forgot to put a one-man escape pod in his volcano base, it's more like he's waking up in the Twilight Zone with nothing in the world looking the way it had all that time.

[mharr]

He's like the Jungian avatar of Boomer future shock right now. Sympathy would be easier if he wasn't likely to take a million people down in the fireball.

[Mongrel]

Trump is increasingly being abandoned by anyone qualified to actually defend him and his allies are desperately scrambling to find anyone qualified who is willing to take the risks involved with filling the vacant positions.