Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:50 am

Rico wrote:UNNAMED CANDIDATE? Sure sounds like Crooked Hillary!!! Thanks, Witch Hunt!

I don't know if you know this already and are just riffing on it, but there are LITERALLY PEOPLE SAYING EXACTLY THIS NOW, that Cohen helping "the Candidate" means Hillary is about to get arrested any minute now.

This is IN SPITE OF the fact that the exact same document says "The Candidate" is now President of the United States.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Büge » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:06 am

If Trump gets impeached and his presidency is shown to be illegitimate, will Disney take the animatronic version in the Hall of Presidents?
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Thad » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:49 am

They've still got Nixon in there, don't they?

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Thad » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:06 am

...do Colbert and Meyers really have to take their vacations at the same time?

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Romosome » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:15 pm

Trump will be redesignated 44ε and be forced to use Obama's moveset.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Brentai » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:55 pm

Pretty sure he's 37ε with the exact same variations as Pichu (although actual Pichu gets his own entry for some reason.)
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:46 am

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Thad » Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:59 pm

The publisher of the National Enquirer has been granted immunity and has a safe full of catch-and-kill stories and my GOD, did EVERY political comic have to take the week off?

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:54 pm

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby François » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:15 pm

Clearly the last time he paid attention to a flag was when he attended a French military parade.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby mharr » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:25 am

I can totally relate to not giving a shit about flags to the point of not really seeing them any more, but not so much in someone who habitually wears the damn thing like a superman cape. (Seriously, when is humanity going to twig that this is a 100% reliable douchebag radar blip?)

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Postby Thad » Mon Aug 27, 2018 4:42 pm

He once got in trouble for flying a freakishly large flag at one of his properties (violated zoning regulations or something). Colbert interviewed him about it; this was in the early days of The Report, so probably '06 or so.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:00 pm

Ttrump Googled himself and is now angry.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Friday » Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:47 pm

tell him to try

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:37 pm

Politico article about Trump "unravelling."
“He is terrified,” said Trump biographer Michael D’Antonio. “This is 40 years of deceit coming home to torment him.”
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Yoji » Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:03 pm

Has it ever occurred to people like him to... oh, I dunno, NOT BE TERRIBLE? Just once?
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Brentai » Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:47 pm

Not in the last consequence-free 40 years, no.
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby beatbandito » Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:51 pm

He's a pathological liar, those forty years became the reality he lived in, it's like a fucked up "The Secret".

This isn't a Bond villain that forgot to put a one-man escape pod in his volcano base, it's more like he's waking up in the Twilight Zone with nothing in the world looking the way it had all that time.
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby mharr » Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:13 pm

He's like the Jungian avatar of Boomer future shock right now. Sympathy would be easier if he wasn't likely to take a million people down in the fireball.


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