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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:05 pm
by Yoji
And besides, I'm not even surprised by any of this.

Trump is a vicious idiot, everyone knows he's an idiot? And when his own staff aren't trying to use him, they're trying to tempt him away like a bear with a piece of meat? Fucker,I could've told you about that and the NYT hasn't given me a single slim centimeter of column space to talk about it.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:04 pm
by Mongrel
Defenestration wrote:If it was someone actually important enough to raise eyebrows that wrote it, I feel like resigning and then doing a tell all without being anonymous would be more effectual.

Either that or keeping their mouth shut would be the moral choice. This was entirely self-serving and the NYT just couldn't resist that juicy bait.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:10 pm
by beatbandito
My favorite theory is the "Failing New York Times" was holding a grudge and wrote a bullshit take to piss him off using pieces of information from different sources.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:14 pm
by Mongrel
Okay, that would actually be kind of brilliant.

Horrifically irresponsible and probably more damaging than good in the long run. But brilliant.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:00 pm
by Yoji
Sorry if this is old news, but I heard on Rachel Maddow that George Papadopoulos was sentenced to 14 days in jail and 200 hours of community service with a year of supervised release for lying to federal investigators.

I just wanted to say that Jesus fucking fuck, people have gotten stiffer sentences for stealing Michael Jackson MP3s.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:09 pm
by Mongrel
He only got a manafortnight.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:48 pm
by François
It seems that he may be getting off easy for cooperating, and that he could have gotten away with even less jail time if he hadn't been a baby about it.


Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:50 pm
by Mongrel
Yeah, it seems weird that everyone already forgot Papadopoulos cut a plea deal.

Maybe because the list of people Mueller's turned is pretty damn long at this point!

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:09 pm
by Mongrel
Manafort flipped.

Well. There it is.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:57 pm
by Mongrel

Because of course he did.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 12:29 pm
by Thad

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:40 pm
by Mongrel
PERFECT.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:38 pm
by Thad
Image

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:16 pm
by Yoji
Hell, he seems to be too stupid to realize how to use the word "behest."

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:14 pm
by François


is there anyone connected to this administration that isn't just completely dogshit stupid

how can he even imagine in his wildest dreams that saying this in public will improve his life

"hey if you're gonna investigate me for crimes A, B and C, why don't you investigate me from crimes D through W? that's super weird!"

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:41 pm
by Mongrel
I'm afraid it doesn't reflect very well on anyone, when "dogshit stupid" is winning, and by a wide margin (for now).

God help us all.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:33 pm
by Wheels
Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”




We live in a time where it is absolutely inevitable that the President of the United States will tweet about his Toad shaped dick.

Good god.

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:44 pm
by Mongrel

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:02 pm
by IGNORE ME

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:15 pm
by Z%rø
I can't help but think of the tweet a few months (maybe it was years, time is all wrong now) ago when the Stormy thing first started coming up. Someone said the quote "Tell us about the President's cock, you coward." We escaped it once before.

And yet, here we are.

Dread it, run from it.