Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
- Mongrel
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Satire site :(
I think that means we're at a -35 nazi-punching debt though, so might as well go looking. >__>
I think that means we're at a -35 nazi-punching debt though, so might as well go looking. >__>
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dailymotion seems to not embed and can't youtube embed timecode, this is killing the joke.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yrhiu
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if only it actually ended careers
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This thread from 2020 makes the rounds occasionally and I figured I'd quote it here in case I want to pull it up later.
Michael B Tager wrote: I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."
And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed
Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."
And i was like, ohok and he continues.
"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.
And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.
And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people."
And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.
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paywalled
but still, lol
but still, lol
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Updated to a gift link; it should work now.
(You can also get around the paywall by blocking JS, I think? At any rate I can still see it even without being logged in, and I figure that's probably because of NoScript.)
(You can also get around the paywall by blocking JS, I think? At any rate I can still see it even without being logged in, and I figure that's probably because of NoScript.)
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Nazis spotted having a smoke outside CPAC literally unable not to look like complete twerps.
Plus ça change...
EDIT: comments
Plus ça change...
EDIT: comments
Thrift Reich uniforms
“We demand to be taken seriously “
"The guy on the right’s pants are sooo long"
"aren’t they all on the right?"
Never in my life have I thought I could win a fight against 4 people until right now.
Gestapo-cut leather jacket from Men’s Abwehrhaus
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Dave Chappelle's next stand up: So people are on Miss Rowling again because she said that stuff the Nazis did was actually a fever dream and didn't really happen. Come on guys the Nazis weren't so bad! Anyway my best friend is trans and she killed herself because other trans people were mean to her
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and what about the bathrooms?! why is nobody talking about the bathrooms?!
*audience laughs uproariously*
*audience laughs uproariously*
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*Elon Musk steps out onto the stage to utter silence*
Uh, SpaceX is poised t
*A loud wet ripping sound erupts as Elon begins shitting himself*
Uh, SpaceX is poised t
*A loud wet ripping sound erupts as Elon begins shitting himself*
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