Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

[Mongrel]

"A variation" is among the valid definitions of riffing if we want to get pedantic.

Come on guys. Have you never played an improv game?

[Niku]

Have you never played an improv game?

Yes, and?

[Friday]

He's asking if you enjoy them?

[Joxam]

Mongrel, don't mind him, William is just salty I made fun of him because he doesn't understand why I need my Dijon Ketchups.

[Friday]

BZZZZZZZZZZT Joxam get off the stage you didn't ask a question

[Mongrel]

Are you sure he didn't?

[nosimpleway]

Oh, was that the game?

[Mongrel]

How am I supposed to know?

[Mongrel]

Full story (Financial Times)

[Mongrel]

Now, some of you may be thinking this headline is misleading, or inflammatory, or some other flavour of exaggeration, especially given the source is Fox. That perhaps it was actually a gathering of trained animal handlers, or the night was just "monkey themed" and some goofus brought an actual monkey, or something like that.

But no. For a change this story is EXACTLY what it says on the tin: There is a restaurant, in Florida, where some idiot in charge decided to have a "bring your monkey night." and - surprise, surprise - this was a Bad Idea.

[mharr]

Never forget that every country, state, county and village inhabited by humans is exactly like this, we just don't get to hear about it in such loving detail.

[Mongrel]

[Mongrel]

Colorado man bitten by rattlesnake, mauled by bear, now attacked by a shark.

Jeez buddy, lay off the hamburger-flavoured deodorant.

[Mongrel]

Truck carrying Axe body spray explodes in Texas

[Wheels]

The video doesn't appear to show the pile of people fucking in the immediate aftermath of this horrible Axe-ident.

[Mongrel]

The continuing adventures of FLORIDA MAN.

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

I'm pretty sure the Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good Florida Men got switched around.

[Mongrel]

If fart documentation isn't a good deed, than I don't know what is.

[Büge]

I guess it depends on if he was documenting his own or everyone else's.