Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News


User avatar
Mongrel
Posts: 10761
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:28 pm
Location: Canadumb

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:06 pm

Image

User avatar
Mongrel
Posts: 10761
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:28 pm
Location: Canadumb

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:28 am

The stupid "eat laundry pods!" meme has actually reached this point:



The worst thing is the suspicion that this will only encourage the idiots who're already-inclined.

I guess there's a joke about winning Darwin awards in there, but really it's more a classic example of getting caught up in one of those moments of herd stupidity.
Image

User avatar
Mazian
Posts: 259
Joined: Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:47 pm
Location: Up in the air

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mazian » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:28 am


User avatar
Mongrel
Posts: 10761
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:28 pm
Location: Canadumb

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:17 am

Image
Image

User avatar
beatbandito
Posts: 1981
Joined: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:04 am

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby beatbandito » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:27 am

Okay but are we 100% this isn't a shitpost account?

Image

User avatar
nosimpleway
Posts: 2368
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:31 pm

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby nosimpleway » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:32 am

This is America, you don't criticize the choice of Baby Containment Field I've chosen to use in my own home.

User avatar
Mongrel
Posts: 10761
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:28 pm
Location: Canadumb

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:53 pm

Image


User avatar
beatbandito
Posts: 1981
Joined: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:04 am

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby beatbandito » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:18 pm

That is 100% exactly what I would expect of the person in the Barney suit.
Image

atog
Posts: 122
Joined: Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:49 pm

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby atog » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:00 pm



Mongrel: So hey you remember the guy who played Barney the purple dinosaur?
me: Lemme guess, he was a massive pedo and trapped children inside the suit during shows, for later "consumption"

That moment when you realize your relief that someone in the news is actually only shilling consensual adult escort services, and not what you thought at first.
Placeholder for something witty that doesn't make me sound like an asshole

User avatar
Mongrel
Posts: 10761
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:28 pm
Location: Canadumb

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:44 pm

Image

User avatar
Friday
Posts: 2583
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:40 pm
Location: A user of Sosuns

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Friday » Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:47 pm

"oh my god, so you had no idea that they were making the monkeys breathe diesel exhaust?"

oh no we do that shit all the time its just the germans had on Teen Titans Go
ImageImageImage

User avatar
beatbandito
Posts: 1981
Joined: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:04 am

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby beatbandito » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:40 pm

I understand that if no one was young and dumb we'd have nowhere to keep all this cum, but when an entire thread of responses to that tweet os basically "it's funny because the holocaust happened" I'm a little bit more on isis' side of things.
Image

User avatar
Brentai
Woah Dangsaurus
Posts: 2240
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:40 pm

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Brentai » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:03 pm

Ok I know we don't really have to have this conversation but you do actually realize that ISIS's main beef is that we won't let them do another Holocaust, right?

User avatar
beatbandito
Posts: 1981
Joined: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:04 am

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby beatbandito » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:29 pm

It's really more of an "everyone who isn't us has abandoned god and been corrupted beyond hope" as I read it. Not that I subscribe to their magazine or PSN group or however they recruit these days.
Image

User avatar
Mongrel
Posts: 10761
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:28 pm
Location: Canadumb

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:46 pm

Image

User avatar
Mongrel
Posts: 10761
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:28 pm
Location: Canadumb

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:55 pm

Okay, which one of you wrote this?

NPR: Kansas Scrambles To Change Rules After 6 Teens Enter Governor's Race

You need to read it to the end (it's not a long article). The last sentence is everything.
Image

User avatar
Thad
Posts: 6095
Joined: Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:05 am
Location: 1611 Uranus Avenue
Contact:

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Thad » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:02 pm

Not phrasing it as "There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be governor" is possibly the biggest missed opportunity I've ever seen.

User avatar
Mongrel
Posts: 10761
Joined: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:28 pm
Location: Canadumb

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:54 pm

Not so much "news" as "fun" but anyway...

Slate: I Am the Very Model of a New York Times Contrarian
Image

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests