Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

[Bal]

Millenials Killed Mayonnaise #NotTheOnion

[mharr]

An article made infamous by one single paragraph:

MY SON JAKE, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He’s a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.

[Mongrel]

Yeah Bal, if you peek in Hot Takes thread, we did some goofing around with this.

I don't know if that article is peak "Millenials suck", but man it's sure as hell in contention.

[mharr]

It's peak never forgiving your child for the crime of being born a daughter is what it is. Been around since before we invented millennia.

[hngkong]

Just because it was brought up again, but I still have something to say about millennial hating mayo lady: The recipe that the millennials won't eat, she posted on Twitter. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.



2 cups carrots, 2 cups celery, 2 to 3 cups mayo, 1/2 cup BOTTLED Italian dressing. And of course she doesn't like onion, because onion has flavor. This isn't a recipe, it's a fucking crime. No wonder no one wants to eat it. If I saw a bowl of it at a family get together, I would throw the whole thing in the trash.

[Mongrel]

Jesus, it makes those 50's housewife recipes like "Jello Ham" look edible.

[Joxam]

No it doesn't. Its a shit recipe, but its no fish heads and olives jelly.

[Mongrel]

No it doesn't. Its a shit recipe, but its no fish heads and olives jelly.

:D

[Thad]

I'll just go ahead and repeat what I said in the other thread: wasabi mayo and sriracha mayo are both things you can buy at the supermarket. It seems to me that millennial mayo is very much a thing.

Pretty sure millennials still like boobs, too.

[Mazian]

But are those mayo, or the fearful ＩＤＥＮＴＩＴＹ ＣＯＮＤＩＭＥＮＴＳ that are killing mayo from the inside?

[Joxam]

I will say that while the entire point of that shit mayo killing piece was bullshit, people putting sriracha in everything is 1000 percent not my jam.

[Bal]

Yeah, I just stumbled on this... thing today. Having read it in full, I am still not able to to entirely believe that it is real.

[Mongrel]

Every now and then I remember "Identity Condiments" and just start laughing.

[Joxam]

I'm just picturing a mage blowing a scroll on a bottle of katchup in order to find out its got Frank's Redhot in it.

[nosimpleway]

That mage spent 100 gp on spell components. He must really hate hot sauce.

[Joxam]

Everytime I see specialty ketchups in the store I call them Dijon Ketchups and William loses his mind.

[Mongrel]

Everytime I see specialty ketchups in the store I call them Dijon Ketchups and William loses his mind.

Geez, you'd think you were bare naked or something.

[Joxam]

:thatsthejoke:

[Mongrel]

Yes. I was riffing on it...

[malikial]

Is this the moment we find out mongrel does not know what riffing means?