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Millenials Killed Mayonnaise #NotTheOnion
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An article made infamous by one single paragraph:
MY SON JAKE, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He’s a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.
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Yeah Bal, if you peek in Hot Takes thread, we did some goofing around with this.
I don't know if that article is peak "Millenials suck", but man it's sure as hell in contention.
I don't know if that article is peak "Millenials suck", but man it's sure as hell in contention.
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It's peak never forgiving your child for the crime of being born a daughter is what it is. Been around since before we invented millennia.
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Just because it was brought up again, but I still have something to say about millennial hating mayo lady: The recipe that the millennials won't eat, she posted on Twitter. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.
2 cups carrots, 2 cups celery, 2 to 3 cups mayo, 1/2 cup BOTTLED Italian dressing. And of course she doesn't like onion, because onion has flavor. This isn't a recipe, it's a fucking crime. No wonder no one wants to eat it. If I saw a bowl of it at a family get together, I would throw the whole thing in the trash.
2 cups carrots, 2 cups celery, 2 to 3 cups mayo, 1/2 cup BOTTLED Italian dressing. And of course she doesn't like onion, because onion has flavor. This isn't a recipe, it's a fucking crime. No wonder no one wants to eat it. If I saw a bowl of it at a family get together, I would throw the whole thing in the trash.
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Jesus, it makes those 50's housewife recipes like "Jello Ham" look edible.
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No it doesn't. Its a shit recipe, but its no fish heads and olives jelly.
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Joxam wrote:No it doesn't. Its a shit recipe, but its no fish heads and olives jelly.
:D
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I'll just go ahead and repeat what I said in the other thread: wasabi mayo and sriracha mayo are both things you can buy at the supermarket. It seems to me that millennial mayo is very much a thing.
Pretty sure millennials still like boobs, too.
Pretty sure millennials still like boobs, too.
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But are those mayo, or the fearful IDENTITY CONDIMENTS that are killing mayo from the inside?
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I will say that while the entire point of that shit mayo killing piece was bullshit, people putting sriracha in everything is 1000 percent not my jam.
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Yeah, I just stumbled on this... thing today. Having read it in full, I am still not able to to entirely believe that it is real.
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Every now and then I remember "Identity Condiments" and just start laughing.
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I'm just picturing a mage blowing a scroll on a bottle of katchup in order to find out its got Frank's Redhot in it.
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That mage spent 100 gp on spell components. He must really hate hot sauce.
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Everytime I see specialty ketchups in the store I call them Dijon Ketchups and William loses his mind.
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Joxam wrote:Everytime I see specialty ketchups in the store I call them Dijon Ketchups and William loses his mind.
Geez, you'd think you were bare naked or something.
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Yes. I was riffing on it...
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Is this the moment we find out mongrel does not know what riffing means?
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