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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:31 pm

"A variation" is among the valid definitions of riffing if we want to get pedantic.

Come on guys. Have you never played an improv game?
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Niku » Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:03 pm

Mongrel wrote:Have you never played an improv game?


Yes, and?
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Friday » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:00 pm

He's asking if you enjoy them?
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Joxam » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:44 pm

Mongrel, don't mind him, William is just salty I made fun of him because he doesn't understand why I need my Dijon Ketchups.
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Postby Friday » Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:23 pm

BZZZZZZZZZZT Joxam get off the stage you didn't ask a question
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:33 pm

Are you sure he didn't?
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Postby nosimpleway » Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:12 pm

Oh, was that the game?

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Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:46 pm

How am I supposed to know?
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Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:48 pm

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Full story (Financial Times)
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Postby Mongrel » Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:45 pm



Now, some of you may be thinking this headline is misleading, or inflammatory, or some other flavour of exaggeration, especially given the source is Fox. That perhaps it was actually a gathering of trained animal handlers, or the night was just "monkey themed" and some goofus brought an actual monkey, or something like that.

But no. For a change this story is EXACTLY what it says on the tin: There is a restaurant, in Florida, where some idiot in charge decided to have a "bring your monkey night." and - surprise, surprise - this was a Bad Idea.
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby mharr » Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:37 pm

Never forget that every country, state, county and village inhabited by humans is exactly like this, we just don't get to hear about it in such loving detail.

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Postby Mongrel » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:19 pm

Colorado man bitten by rattlesnake, mauled by bear, now attacked by a shark.

Jeez buddy, lay off the hamburger-flavoured deodorant.
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Postby Mongrel » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:22 pm

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Postby Defenestration » Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:16 am

The video doesn't appear to show the pile of people fucking in the immediate aftermath of this horrible Axe-ident.
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Postby Mongrel » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:42 pm

The continuing adventures of FLORIDA MAN.

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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Büge » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:00 am

I'm pretty sure the Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good Florida Men got switched around.
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Mongrel » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:36 pm

If fart documentation isn't a good deed, than I don't know what is.
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Postby Büge » Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:04 pm

I guess it depends on if he was documenting his own or everyone else's.
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