Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Thad » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:44 pm

Shkreli sentenced to seven years.

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Mongrel » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:53 pm

Dammit, I was just coming here to post that, lol.
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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Friday » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:00 pm

thats what you get for breaking a mirror
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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Friday » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:03 pm

and also being a gigantic shithead fuckface who gets convicted on a securities fraud charge
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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Friday » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:06 pm

but mostly i think it was when he walked under that ladder and spilled salt on a black cat on the thirteenth floor in america and the fourth in asia
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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby beatbandito » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:48 pm

He just took it a step too far.

Sick People? Something to fuck with.

Investors? Something to be careful about fucking with.

Wu-Tang Clan? Ain't Nuthing to Fuck Wit.
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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Thad » Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:23 am

Not that I think anybody here needs a periodic "Disney is not your friend" reminder, but in case you know anybody who does...

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Mongrel » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:01 pm

The Saga Continues!

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:56 pm

More evidence that a Tesla Model 3 is as likely to kill you as anything else.

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Mongrel » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:01 pm

These Muskie saga twists just keep getting weirder:

On top of the reports of pieces falling off in the rain and installing punctured battery cells, Tesla is being accused by a whistleblower of being a front drug smuggling by Mexican cartels (!).

Hansen claims Tesla received a written notification from a U.S. Drug EnforcementAdministration/Storey County Sheriff’s Office task force in May in May, “alleging that several Tesla employees may be participants in a narcotics trafficking ring involving the sale of significant quantities of cocaine and possibly crystal methamphetamine at the Gigafactory on behalf of a Mexican drug cartel from Sonora Mexico.”

Hansen said that he told Tesla on June 12 that he had “corroborated connections between certain Tesla employees at the time and various alleged members of the Mexican drug cartel identified in the DEA report as located in Mexico, that he urged Tesla to disclose his findings to law enforcement and to the DEA task force, but that Tesla refused to do so and instead advised him that Tesla would hire ‘outside vendors’ to further investigate the issue.”

https://jalopnik.com/several-tesla-giga ... 1828393920

Piles of meth might explain the submarine idea though.
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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby nosimpleway » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:36 pm

That Elon Musk is a real modern-day Thomas Edison.

...we regret to inform you that Elon Musk is a real modern-day Thomas Edison.

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby Brentai » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:40 pm

Who is the modern day, er, Tesla?

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Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Postby François » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:40 am

Musk had 'em whacked a while back and disposed of the body in plain sight. You don't think the spacesuit in that Tesla really just had a mannequin in it, do you?

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