Adventures of the Longest Muskrat

[beatbandito]

[Crick]

[beatbandito]

Things I Was Told That Were Untrue (that he's able to be fired)

True, But Not Meaningful (every opinion musk expressed)

[Mongrel]

Even Muskie's dad is publicly dunking on him now.

<ElonMusk42069> there was never any diamond mine!
<ElonMusk42069> ill pay a million dogecoin bounty to anyone who can prove i ever made money off an emerald mine!
*Errol Musk has entered the chat*

[Thad]

Elon Musk threatens to reassign @NPR on Twitter to 'another company'

In an unprompted Tuesday email, Musk wrote: "So is NPR going to start posting on Twitter again, or should we reassign @NPR to another company?"

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In an email sent at 2:19 a.m. EST after the story was originally published, Musk wrote a message without any text in the body but with this subject line: "You suck."

[Crick]

Mega plus businessman who's about to lose a fortune to a competitor that's mostly just his product before he got a hold of it.

[Büge]

[Thad]

Welp, I guess Musk's latest rant about George Soros finally pushed his antisemitism out of the "plausible deniability" zone and into the "mainstream media finally have to acknowledge this is antisemitism" zone. So that's something, I guess.

[Crick]

I just wish the US allowed morbidly wealthy people to fully self destruct. Like maybe the government uses this to rethink the SpaceX contracts or something.

[Büge]

[Mazian]

The actor that played Inigo Montoya weighed in on that one.

[Mongrel]

Mandy's more than a hero, he's a union man.

[Grath]

Lawsuit by six employees; it seems like Elon's behavior may have actually risen to the point that he's personally liable for paying their severance, plus there's juicy details for other areas of Finding Out, such as an employee who was under specific orders to not pay rent and then got stiffed on severance.

[beatbandito]

the line that actually describes elon and twitter

[Thad]

Tesla Falls 50 Spots in Survey of America's Most Reputable Brands

While the Harris Poll surveys the general public, it's also worth noting that Musk's recent personal and professional antics haven't just impacted the public's perception of him and his companies. They've also worried Tesla investors, who have watched the EV firm's stock price go on a rollercoaster ride.

They've complained that Musk has been too distracted by his chaotic Twitter takeover, causing him to abandon his role as CEO at the company.

The survey results highlight how Musk's controversial actions have tarnished Tesla's reputation in a matter of just a year.

Twitter, meanwhile, ranked 97th.

More on Tesla: Steve Wozniak: If You Want to Learn about AI Killing People, "Get a Tesla"

[Mongrel]

Sooooooooooo... someone made a fake AOC account and came onto Muskie with it and he, uh, replied.

[Thad]

It's too bad they don't have some kind of a system for confirming the identities of famous or notable people.

[Mongrel]

[Mongrel]

Not news, but I figure it still goes here vs any other thread.

[Yoji]

It sure feels uniquely staggering how the big man works. Like, I think about what I'd do with that kind of money, and then I look at him. Apparently, the world's richest man is just as fit to run a critical social media website as the world's richest termite.