"Coronavirus" is the category, dangit. (COVID-19 thread)

[Caithness]

Kanga Rat Murder Society is the only thing I remembered from the last time I saw this, so I guess I'm that.

[François]

...home of a million sleepers.

Sounds about right.

[Yoji]

I have a powerful CAD program and a flimsy work ethic

Not sure I fit into any of those, but being locked in a house with wildass kids feels like a strange fire area.

[Büge]

Twitter: These Reuters photos of a strip club in Oregon operating as a drive through takeaway service confirm that we have reached the neon anime sci fi part of our future dystopia.

[Mongrel]

I'd say that strip club photos are S-tier NSFW, but then I remembered that anyone who's able to use the internet while working is working from home right now.

[Friday]

Mongrel it's fine they have tape over their nipples

[Brantly B.]

You guys realize that's still going to be there when people start going back to work, right?

[Friday]

Sorry, I guess my sarcasm wasn't clear. That's absolutely NSFW, could get someone here fired for real, and should be removed. I do not have the admin powers to put it behind a NSFW censor or remove it.

[Mongrel]

I think both Friday and I were gently trying to suggest that it could still use a spoiler of some sort, without, you know, trying to be pedantic dicks about it.

[Friday]

Brentai has autism and tends to interpret things very literally. Also, he's been directly involved with a NSFW poster who got Frocto fired. So us joking around about a serious issue which has directly impacted the community before struck a nerve.

To be clear, I'm talking about when Dogstar flooded the boards with fuckloads of extremely NSFW furry porn and Frocto maybe probably got fired because of it. Don't remember that incident? It's because Brentai was an admin at the time and did his fucking job well and cleaned it all up before you could notice.

[Brantly B.]

Brentai has autism and tends to interpret things very literally.

Um, okay.

Don't remember that incident? It's because Brentai was an admin at the time and did his fucking job well and cleaned it all up before you could notice.

That was not me.

I think both Friday and I were gently trying to suggest that it could still use a spoiler of some sort, without, you know, trying to be pedantic dicks about it.

Trying to argue that it's fine without a trace of sarcasm doesn't convey the right message there.

[Friday]

Well, I specifically remember you saying you cleaned it up, but I'm wrong. Thanks, human memory!

[Mongrel]

ANYWAY...



*headdesk*

[Thad]

Well, I specifically remember you saying you cleaned it up, but I'm wrong. Thanks, human memory!

I think you're thinking of the time Geo was posting pictures of his wang.

...not that time, the other one.

[Friday]

Oh, right.

God damn I love this community.

[Newbie]

I could have sworn that Joxam or Mali got fired due to forum content at one point? Have my memories been cross-pollinating without my noticing?

[Mongrel]

All I'll ever remember is pages and pages of Kazz's ass.

[Büge]

alas, taking of his clothes did not result in world peace

also, I put the tweet behind a link

[Mongrel]

The US has 4% of the worlds population.

To date, it also has 28% of the world's death from Covid.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

[Mongrel]

Newsweek (I know, I know, ew): California Official Ousted After Lauding Coronavirus, Says 'It Allows the Sick, the Old, the Injured' to Die Naturally.'