The Jeffrey Epstein Aluminium Foil Hat Thread

[Mongrel]

The posts on this are all over this place* since Maxwell's been arrested, figure it's easier to get 'em all in one place.

So... Dershowitz.

Computer, show me peak boomer privilege.

Alan Dershowitz apparently is obsessed with false rape accusations. a cursory google search yields this:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoy ... 4c0603300e

Alan Dershowitz hasn’t been seen at his favorite nude beach in months

The writer is punning as only a tabloid writer can (Page 6 is a NY Post rag), but I sure as hell can't blame him on this one.

Cute insinuations aside, there's link to another article that simply says outright that Dershowitz is suing an Epstein victim who said she was forced to fuck him.

If there was any doubt he's part of it, well... yep.

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*A good chunk were in the Trump thread, because he's almost certainly involved.

Fox News says it 'mistakenly' cropped Trump out of photo featuring Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell

The guy who's been repeatedly quoted as saying he'd fuck his tween daughter, involved in a child sex ring? What an unexpected twist.

[beatbandito]

Just too bad about the upcoming suicide.

[Mongrel]

Just too bad about her succumbing to Covid-19.

[mharr]

Which will feed directly into the Covid's an Illuminati Hoax theories.

This really is the year that keeps on giving.

[Mongrel]

Which will feed directly into the Covid's an Illuminati Hoax theories.

This really is the year that keeps on giving.

I would say more that it's applying the throttle.

[Blossom]

[Mongrel]

That literally got an out loud "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW" from me.

EDIT: To clarify, I know on balance of probability that it's probably not her, but this will still good for a wild ride at Mr. Bones' Reddit's expense.



And, hey, in 2020 you never know.

[beatbandito]

I'm a little eeehhh on that one. I would totally believe she used reddit, but to be one of the most prolific redditors of all time for over a decade? How would she have time to pose for photos with celebrity pedophiles? Plus the fact that the account is still active today.

[mharr]

[Mongrel]

Twitter Maxwell was confirmed to not be her, or at least someone behind the account says it wasn't her.

Meanwhile...

Just too bad about the upcoming suicide.

Gentlemen, place your bets.

[atog]

Twitter Maxwell was confirmed to not be her, or at least someone behind the account says it wasn't her.

Meanwhile...

Just too bad about the upcoming suicide.

Gentlemen, place your bets.

Joel Osteen did it in the drawing room with a lead pipe

[Mongrel]

[Mongrel]

Couple updates...

1)


2)
This is rather horrifying: NJ judge who is presiding over the lawsuit against Deutsch Bank for ignoring money laundering by Epstein (among many others, but Deutsch Bank was basically Epstein's financial hub) had a gunman show up at her home and murder the first person to answer the door (in this case, her son).

Followed by

How tidy.

3)
Previews of coming attractions


4)
And a little badly-needed levity


The reality is even funnier


We'll miss ya both, guys. :(

[Thad]

2)
This is rather horrifying: NJ judge who is presiding over the lawsuit against Deutsch Bank for ignoring money laundering by Epstein (among many others, but Deutsch Bank was basically Epstein's financial hub) had a gunman show up at her home and murder the first person to answer the door (in this case, her son).

Followed by

How tidy.

The killer was a lawyer who had previously argued a case before her and ranted about her on his blog, had evidently already killed one person, and may have been targeting another judge. (The killer was an MRA whackjob; both judges are women. The other victim was a man, a fellow attorney, and a fellow MRA.)

This looks a lot more like a racist, misogynistic psychopath acting on personal grudges than anything connected to Epstein.

[Mongrel]

Damnit Thad, does the sign on the door say "Jeffrey Epstein Logical, Credible News Stories Thread"?

Sorry, I've just been waiting to use that since the thread began.

[Mongrel]

In the latest releases Dershowitz was implicated again.

Also it turns out Bill Clinton has been to Epstein's private island.

[Grath]

Bill Clinton? Implicated in sexual misconduct? That's impossible.

[KingRoyal]

He's on the flight logs.

[Mongrel]

He's on the flight logs.

Of the 727?

eeeeyikes

[Destynova]

Mongrel's Superman animation is appropriate.