The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby Mothra » Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:00 pm

Perhaps spurred on by his near-death experience, the recovering Brentai has revealed to the org the stack of files he received from David Vincent back when we tangled with the MiB.

Beyond the unsettling file on the Nephilim, there is also a bit of juicy info on our benefactors on The Council. They are not as aligned as they might have us believe.

Big Dogs

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For one, the MiB is not just some rogue organization. They are another Councilmember's X-Com, raiding UFOs for technology and violently covering up the invasion so they can hold a monopoly on extraterrestrial tech.

We're getting the distinct sense that the Council as a whole has never been unified on how to deal with the alien invasion. Maybe they never really believed it would happen. Now that there's cold, hard evidence that Kiryu-Kai's warning was real, they're all scrambling for their own piece of the pie.

In this light, it's clear that our direct superior on the Council, Councilman 03 - owner of the Russian bloc - is in direct competition with the other Councilmembers when it comes to "handling" the invasion. They have funded our project as an alternative to orgs like the MiB, one under their control, where they stand to benefit.

The European Bloc representative, Councilman 06, is named in the file as being a woman by the name of Gertrude Ellison. What little there is in the packet gives us this: She has a sweet rack, she is well over 80, and she runs a human trafficking operation. There are frenzied scrawlings from David Vincent on the margins, theorizing she is juicing on some kind of "elixir" to stay eternally young.

We have no clear evidence she's the power behind the MiB, but, the fact that they targeted Vincent - the only man who knows her name - for a swift extermination makes us think that, yeah, probably.

V. horny file on Gertrude Ellison (nsfw):
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We're cautious to tell none of this to Councilman 03, merely stating our interest to continue growing our field of control, and to eliminate any trace of the alien menace.

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Impressed by the info we gathered from the lab ship, he has agreed to bring us into the fold on an unknown, growing threat across the continent, originating in Europe. The "Hybrid Network".

Half-Breed



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We take the second of our UAC dropships, the Icarus, to a remote spot in Italy's Accona Desert.

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What we find are unmarked vans being loaded by... human-shaped... sectoids...

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For the most part, they're armed with regular-ass rifles, but a few them also have these weird featureless metallic spheres.

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Grath opens fire on the group clustered to the south. They take a hit like any human and go down easy.

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A few make a go for the van, but the distance is too great, and they're easy pickings.

One puts its hands up and starts towards Grath. It seems to be a bog-standard human citizen, like, the bog-standard human citizen. He pleads with Grath to stop, saying that it's all a mistake, that they just broke down and they need help. Grath does not hesitate to kill this thing as it advances. It bleeds yellow.

He pops open the back of the van, finding dazed citizens packed in. They seem like they're only now starting to come out of whatever haze they were locked into. Cubes starts asking questions.

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The guy claims he had entered a specialized clinic for his advanced form of cancer. Others have similar tales. Miracle cures, advanced treatments, incredible new medical technologies.

We take down the address of this clinic.

Beyond the abductees, we find rows upon rows of hefty vials, containing some acrid pink liquid.

We load up the Icarus and head back to the Red Forest. The lab starts parsing through the latest haul.

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Atog opens up the man who spoke to Grath.

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The hybrids themselves are not too dissimilar.

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We follow up on a similar lead from Councilman 03.

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Again, the hybrids are armed with human weaponry, some even with rudimentary tools like axes and knives.

The higher-ranking ones are an exception, carrying the alien laser rifles we've seen sectoids start using in the field.

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There is also this thing.

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Some kind of hovering, autonomous disc that fires off laser beams.

It has pretty bad accuracy, but it can FLY, and from what the group can tell, there is no obvious means by which it should be able to do this. No propellers or visible field of any kind, it just floats.

Mazian plugs it with a few rounds from a laser rifle, and it eventually goes down.

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We might be able to use this.

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Seems to be the burn marks from a UFO landing.

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We find what we came for nearby, three cobbled-together machines loaded with bizarre chemical packs. We shut it down and recover the tech.

It's made with human farm machinery, for the most part, but configured and fused in a way we've never seen. It seems like it shouldn't function, but, it certainly does.

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Okay NOBODY DRINK THE WATER JESUS

Next up, the clinic.

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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby Mongrel » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:15 pm

Water Jesus appreciates you not drinking him, thanks.
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Postby Upthorn » Tue Sep 28, 2021 4:59 am

Oh, right. Of course there are chemtrails in this. Shit, I can't wait until we find out which government leaders are secretly shape-shifting reptiles!
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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby Friday » Tue Sep 28, 2021 9:47 am

all of them duh

9/11 was a reptite job
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Postby Mothra » Tue Sep 28, 2021 2:09 pm

Upthorn wrote:Oh, right. Of course there are chemtrails in this. Shit, I can't wait until we find out which government leaders are secretly shape-shifting reptiles!

About that......

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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby Mothra » Fri Oct 01, 2021 4:11 am

Rise and Grind



UFO containment continues.

The R-Type is really kicking ass out there, most UFO types can't seem to pose much of a threat to the new hotness we got patrolling the air. It helps that AIs don't need to eat or sleep.

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Friday and Brentai clear out a weird one, a type of UFO we haven't seen before now.

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Crewed by sectoids. We plug Mharr into the computer and they're able to generally discern that it's a patrol/observation ship of some sort.

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Smaller fries just seem to be scouts.

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Atog, Angry Beaver, and hngkong come across one with particularly fiercely armed aliens. Plasma weapons, fired very often, by things we can't see.

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Angry Beaver and hngkong breach into the craft and exchange fire through a cramped hallway.

There's a little vent thingie tied to the elerium reactor room, which The Beavster squeezes his rat bod into, going around back and chomping down on the unsuspecting snake monster blind-firing around the corner.

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Yeesh.

Contrary to the name, there are male and female sneeple. You can tell because the female ones have a sweet rack, a trademark of snakes in general.

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Outside, Atog comes under pretty heavy fire from two out in the woods somewhere. She's able to dome one of the sneeple, but the other gets close and coils her up.

Hearing the screaming on the walkie talkie, hngkong ducks out of the UFO and starts a slow advance with the M16.

A round through the neck gets the snakeman to drop its hold. Atog slumps to the ground, trying to catch her breath.

The ensuing firefight is ugly. Hngkong is hit dead-on in the chest and explodes into fucking fire, screaming.

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There is no body remaining.

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Atog grabs a nearby log and, also screaming, beats the unholy thing unconscious.

Back at the base, Atog gets on her surgical gown and cracks 'er open.

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LOTTA EGGS

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Some of the wounded are able to resume strike missions, so we put them to work.

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Think we got this thing under control.

Hybrid Theory

Back at the lab, the vials of pink human goo lead to some interesting, ethically-questionable research. We sorta just side-step the whole "would you use the research of nazis" dilemma and just go with, "sure, I guess". It is the main goal of our organization, to reverse-engineer alien tech for fun and profit.

This proves to give us a bit of a breakthrough on some of the cryptid research we had from earlier. We have just vats of these dead chupacabrii laying in storage.

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Much like the hybrids have been melting down humans to create enyouthening stem cell cocktails, we can do something similar with cryptid juice.

It requires a new type of laboratory dedicated to biological processing, so, in it goes.

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And soon enough...

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CRYPTID JUICE CAPRI SUNS

Henceforth, these will be standard-issue and be known as crypti-suns.

This juice gets the remaining wounded in sicks bay back on their feet, their veins now coursing with the power of a really really big frog.

Back up to full readiness, at last.

Interrogation of the live hybrid prisoners from the convoy sheds a little more light on these things.

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Whatever this "camouflage tech" is, it ain't something they carry, and it still works on the corpses. The dead shifter Cuba put down stayed human-form on the slab for two days before the skin started peeling off.

We coordinate with Councilman 03 and identify a series of known gene-therapy clinics being helmed by the hybrids.

Best get to it.

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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby hngkong » Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:29 am

Mothra wrote:Rise and Grind

Hearing the screaming on the walkie talkie, hngkong ducks out of the UFO and starts a slow advance with the M16.

A round through the neck gets the snakeman to drop its hold. Atog slumps to the ground, trying to catch her breath.

The ensuing firefight is ugly. Hngkong is hit dead-on in the chest and explodes into fucking fire, screaming.

There is no body remaining.


Oh man, if I have to die, that's exactly how I want it: saving someone else's life, exploding, and nothing being left to prove I was there.

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Postby Upthorn » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:23 am

Mothra wrote:Contrary to the name, there are male and female sneeple. You can tell because the female ones have a sweet rack, a trademark of snakes in general.

Yep, nice racks are a well known trait of Nagas and Lamias.

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Mothra wrote:Rise and Grind

Hearing the screaming on the walkie talkie, hngkong ducks out of the UFO and starts a slow advance with the M16.

A round through the neck gets the snakeman to drop its hold. Atog slumps to the ground, trying to catch her breath.

The ensuing firefight is ugly. Hngkong is hit dead-on in the chest and explodes into fucking fire, screaming.

There is no body remaining.


Oh man, if I have to die, that's exactly how I want it: saving someone else's life, exploding, and nothing being left to prove I was there.

Lucky! I only got torn apart by bullets, and survived.
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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby atog » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:45 am

*reconstitutes hngkong from atog nasal swabs containing vapourized hngkong* Hope you don't mind but I couldn't keep all the atog snot out of the sample and you'll likely have a really bad sinus problem, but that's cool just shove a styptic pencil in each nostril for 30 minutes a day and it's almost normal after that
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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby hngkong » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:51 am

Is the non-stop vomiting going to go away? And why are my eyes aligned vertically now?

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Postby atog » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:13 pm

hngkong wrote:Is the non-stop vomiting going to go away? And why are my eyes aligned vertically now?

There may or may not been a cat hair in there with the snot, you appear to have hairballs

As for the eyes, idk >_>
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Postby Angry Beaver » Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:52 pm

Snake bitches taste like chicken.

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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby mharr » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:06 pm

Upthorn wrote:Yep, nice racks are a well known trait of Nagas and Lamias.

The mermaid question. TBF those eggs don't look big enough to wean hatchlings onto solid food.

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Postby Mongrel » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:13 pm

mharr wrote:
Upthorn wrote:Yep, nice racks are a well known trait of Nagas and Lamias.

The mermaid question.


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Postby Mothra » Tue Oct 05, 2021 11:39 pm

The lab's able to patch up the blown-out alien drone we recovered with human tech. It ain't pretty, but it works well enough to plug mharr's AI core into it.

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Finally, at long last, our robit can shoot lasers.

We line up the three clinics passed on to us by Councilman 03.

One in Poland, one in the Ukraine, and one here in good ol' Mother Russia.

The newly-juiced strike team piles into the Mutavore and heads out.

Prophylaxis



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We set down just smack dab in the middle of a neighborhood in Częstochowa. We ain't subtle.

Immediately spot two heavily-armed tacticool jobbers taking up position in two houses next to the ship.

They're human.

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Brentai and Mazian trade fire with these guys for a few turns.

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Zaratustra and Wheels start lighting up the house with the heavy laser.

They take three good hits each before they drop with a decidedly inhuman screech.

Patch on the shoulder is a symbol we've seen on some of the human goo tanks.

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Mharr runs some of the text through the shitty translation program we've cobbled together from our earlier alien language research.

"Advent."

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Blood's yellow.

Advent Agent

This creature is very good at pretending to be human. A visual inspection can at best notice its slightly pale skin color. After about a week, the skin and muscles begin to degrade, the skin becomes grayish and the whites turn black. Among the captive's possessions we discovered a set of micro-injections which can extend the duration of the disguise by several days.

Hybrids start spilling out of the clinic and into the streets, lobbing thick, fat, sticky ropes of some horrific acid chemical at the team.

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Upthorn takes one to the chest and it burns through the kevlar freakishly fast. He's able to pop the buckles and drop it to the ground before it burns too deep into flesh. Buge pops a crypti-sun over the wound and that seems to at least neutralize it.

Chemogun

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This weapon shoots jets of pressurized, highly active chemicals. It is absolutely deadly to living targets and unprotected machinery. The chemical mixture can be produced from common ingredients, but is highly unusual and likely made with extraterrestrial guidance.

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The killing begins.

For the most part, the team holes up in the Mutavore and just picks them off from the safety of the drop door with alien laser rifles, drone zaps, and the good ol' SVD. Very Millennium Falcon-ey.

Grath in particular really fucks em up, some combination of luck and skill slurming together into a spicy kombucha of death. He probably racks up 9 kills in this mission alone.

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More hybrids on the second floor balcony of the clinic, a few in lab coats.

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Buge decides to take the direct approach.

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Watching their leadership blasted across main street seems to demoralize the rest of them. The team moves in, killing anything they see along the way.

An exception is made for one of the lab coats.

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Brentai takes a taser stick to this thing and it goes down easy.

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Hybrid Scientist

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Hybrid scientists supervise human research and conduct experiments in biology, genetics and metapsychology. Their sharp intellect exceeds that of other hybrids, but their combat skills are mediocre. Capturing scientists alive should be a priority, as they often have extensive knowledge of alien research activities.

The remaining clinics fall with about as much difficulty.

In the first two, we find, well, a lot of medical machinery, the appearance of a normal clinic, a van. It's pretty clear that, as we expected, this is where patients go in and never come out.

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In others... shit gets freaky.

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Tanks, full of hybrids, sectoids... embryos. All being pumped full of pink goo.

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And then there's the juice farms.

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Brentai takes the cigar from his mouth with a "Sweet mother of geeead..."

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Debrief

There is aaaaa shitload of info from these raids.

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After a few hours in the X-Rat Pit, we're able to glean another choice bit of intel out of one of the leader types...

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...Confirming what we've suspected: The MiB, lackeys for Councilman 06/Gertrude, are working with the hybrids, presumably for vials of the pink refined human juice we recovered. Add to that Vincent's ravings, it's not much of a leap to deduce that Gertrude's immortality juice is being wrung out of the disappeared citizens at Advent clinics.

Question is, what are the hybrids getting out of this? Is it enough that the 5-0 turns a blind eye to their horrific human juicero op?

We don't have to wait long for our answer.

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Well, fuck. They've taken Pogibi. IN OUR OWN MOTHER RUSSIA.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby Büge » Thu Oct 07, 2021 8:39 pm

they blowed up real good
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Postby atog » Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:22 pm

"Anybody got the damn key? No? Brent go back to our last checkpoint and see if you left the key on the back of the toilet...and pray for your sake it didn't fall in!"

*atog, who had a double burrito ranchero for lunch and had to flush several times, looks awkward*
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Postby Upthorn » Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:21 pm

Mothra wrote:Image

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK


I guess we better find... one of those, then?
Anybody know what it looks like?
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Re: The X-Com Files: All Y'All Gonna Die

Postby Mothra » Thu Oct 07, 2021 11:17 pm

Holy shit. Just realized.

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They actually made the thing from the old-ass X-Com: UFO Defense box art.

Wild.

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