My crimes are various in this run. Undyne is justifiably pissed.
Pff, I can take it.
The first round of spear-throwing always comes only from the top of the screen. The shield defaults to facing upward. If you intentionally get hit by moving the shield away...
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When I said face towards danger... I meant face towards the bullets!Same attack, all from the top. Get hit again...
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Look. I gave you a spear to block the bullets with. Do I have to explain this any more clearly?Same attack. Get hit again...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST FACE UPWARDS!!! IT'S NOT HARD!Do it again...
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I wanted this to be a fair fight. I thought if I If I beat you like this...Repetition hers.
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It'd truly show how strong monsters can be.:
BUT NOW??? I DON'T CARE! I'M NOT YOUR FREAKING KINDERGARTEN TEACHER! Unless your kindergarten teacher... DOES THIS!What follows is a storm of bullets tougher than anything she throws at you otherwise. At the end, she swaps the soul color back to red for her usual sneaky attack, allowing you to run away and continue the merciful path.
Fast forwarding a bit more...
Now that I'm sure Alphys and Mettaton are just screwing with me, I call their bluff and get every question wrong. The first wrong answer saps half your HP. Each further attack takes less and less, until you're down to 1 HP when asked about Alphys's crush.
Speaking of, let's try a new option there.
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...WITH BRUTAL COMBAT CAPABILITIES? SIMPLE. TO IMPRESS MR. ASGORE DREEMURR, OF COURSE! OR AS ALPHYS CALLS HIM... "MR. DREAMY." THOSE STRONG ARMS... THAT LUSTROUS BEARD... LIKE ALL THOSE WHO CREATE WEAPONS, SHE CRAVES THE TENDER EMBRACE OF A BURLY MAN. CAN SHE TRULY BE BLAMED?Sometimes you've just gotta stop going after big fuzzy boss monsters, and get to know a cute fish.
This is also the part where I realize that Alphys's mandatory cellphone upgrade is what allows you to dial into the dimensional boxes and access the extended inventory space that implies. Because I am smart and possess human-level pattern recognition.
I run into every egg and splash of milk I can, run out of fuel, and am
conveniently saved from death when Mettaton has to cut to a commercial. Alphys hems and haws over accidentally making the challenge too difficult
I mean wait nevermind before allowing me to continue.
Don't forget, between these cutscenes I'm still being a homicidal asshole.