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- nosimpleway
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This was posted in Forum Games so I assume your next post is going to tell us the rules and victory conditions
- Mongrel
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Re: Supreme Сasual Dating Real-life Females
This bot's been lurking for two years after their first post, lmao
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I honestly thought this was going to be a Friday thread about lesbian dumpster fires on Hinge or Bumble.
- Mongrel
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sei wrote:I honestly thought this was going to be a Friday thread about lesbian dumpster fires on Hinge or Bumble.
We can still have that!
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Paging Friday to the spam thread!
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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no thanks, i'm trying to date a less
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gets up on stage
smiling
taps the mic
smiling broader
audience is giggling
leans in
smile now huge
audience is now outright laughing
"women be crazy"
audience loses their minds
one man begins foaming at the mouth
his head begins to swell
"uhaul"
his head increases in size 50000%
most of the audience is pressed against the walls and turned to paste Akira style
"how do lesbians even have sex"
every heterosexual cisgender man in 5000 miles laughs so loudly and so hard they die
the sound of their laughter is 10,000 decibels, exploding outward from them in a sound wave that disintegrates everything it touches
as the earth cracks and begins to shatter, I put my hands to left
"women be like this," i say, then move my hands to the right "and lesbian women be like this" i finish, as every molecule in my body shoots in a different direction at the speed of light
smiling
taps the mic
smiling broader
audience is giggling
leans in
smile now huge
audience is now outright laughing
"women be crazy"
audience loses their minds
one man begins foaming at the mouth
his head begins to swell
"uhaul"
his head increases in size 50000%
most of the audience is pressed against the walls and turned to paste Akira style
"how do lesbians even have sex"
every heterosexual cisgender man in 5000 miles laughs so loudly and so hard they die
the sound of their laughter is 10,000 decibels, exploding outward from them in a sound wave that disintegrates everything it touches
as the earth cracks and begins to shatter, I put my hands to left
"women be like this," i say, then move my hands to the right "and lesbian women be like this" i finish, as every molecule in my body shoots in a different direction at the speed of light
Re: Supreme Сasual Dating Real-life Females
no joke, this is the all time best thread title I have ever seen
Re: Supreme Сasual Dating Real-life Females
it sounds like a menu item from our local Szechuan place
- Mongrel
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Re: Supreme Сasual Dating Real-life Females
Niku wrote:it sounds like a menu item from our local Szechuan place
My favourite of these was a joint in Baltimore which sold "General Chaos Chicken"
- nosimpleway
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pronounced like tamales
- Mongrel
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Re: Supreme Сasual Dating Real-life Females
I would be lying if I said I had never said it that way, out loud.
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Mongrel wrote:Niku wrote:it sounds like a menu item from our local Szechuan place
My favourite of these was a joint in Baltimore which sold "General Chaos Chicken"
my favorite dish names from there are Top Notch Pot of the Outlaws, Couples Lung Slices, and Prosper At 5AM.
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