HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

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We are moved to tears by the size of our shame.

The Bhaalspawn (Baldur's Gate)
3
6%
JC Denton (all 10 polygons of him)
3
6%
Ryu (Breath of Fire)
3
6%
Juni
12
24%
Female Protagonist (Persona 3 Portable)
8
16%
Prince of All Cosmos
10
20%
Raynor (WoL)
3
6%
Octodad
8
16%
 
Total votes: 50
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HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Friday » Tue May 06, 2014 2:48 pm

The contestants!

1 Shepard (Male)
2 Shepard (Female) *
3 Cloud (Male)
4 Cloud (Female) *
5 Terra *
6 Ness
7 @ (Nethack) *
8 Phillip (Space Funeral)
9 Samus *
10 Crash Bandicoot
11 Spyro the Dragon
12 Donkey Kong Jr
13 Chell *
14 Riou
15 Snake
16 Kirby *
17 Cecil *
18 Maxim
19 Yu (Persona 4) *
20 Gordon Freeman
21 Mega Man *
22 Zero (Mega Man Zero) *
23 Yuna (FFX, FF X-2) *
24 Alucard
25 Bayonetta
26 Aya (Parasite Eve) *
27 Duke Nukem
28 The Bhallspawn (Baldur's Gate)
29 Revan (Kotor)
30 Leisure Suit Larry
31 Phoenix Wright *
32 Ms. Pac-Man *
33 JC Denton (all 10 polygons of him)
34 Quote (Cave Story) *
35 Faith (Mirror's Edge) *
36 Loto (DQ3)
37 Kyle Katarn
38 Ryu (Breath of Fire)
39 Juni *
40 The Kid
41 Wario *
42 Female Protagonist (Persona 3 Portable) *
43 The Warrior (Diablo 1)
44 Prince of All Cosmos *
45 Raynor (WoL)
46 Kerrigan (HotS) *
47 Nameless One (Torment)
48 Lee (The Walking Dead)
49 Laharl
50 Ramza *
51 Tron Bonne *
52 Vic Viper
53 Vic Viper
54 Big Boss *
55 Vic Viper
56 Shantae *
57 MIKE FUCKING HAGGAR *
58 Charlotte! *
59 Lenneth (Valkyrie Profile)
60 You were almost a Jill Valentine
61 Lara Croft *
62 Balthier (ff12) *
63 Prinny *
64 Octodad *

So, here's da rules:

In the Ro64, 8 entries go up at a time, 4 votes allowed. Top 4 move on, 4 losers eliminated.

Each poll stays open for 24 hours (or about that long).

In case of a tie, I vote to advance or if I really can't choose I'll advance both and use byes.

Match ups determined at quasi-random. (I roll, and then tweak if I decide to make it more interesting.)

Our first match!

Lee (The Walking Dead)
vs
Lara Croft
vs
The Kid
vs
Ness
vs
Terra
vs
MIKE FUCKING HAGGAR
vs
@ (Nethack)
vs
Vic Viper (7)

May the best man, woman, or Vic Viper win!
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Friday » Tue May 06, 2014 2:52 pm

IS THIS A POLL WHERE WE VOTE BASED ON PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS, OVERALL ATTRACTIVENESS, CHARACTER COMPLEXITY OR DEPTH, POPULARITY, QUALITY OF THE GAME THEY'RE FROM, OR HOW BIG MY DICK IS

The power... is yours!
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Friday » Tue May 06, 2014 2:54 pm

calling it now final four vic viper, vic viper, vic viper, tron bonne
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby nosimpleway » Tue May 06, 2014 6:51 pm

All those Vic Vipers sure give us plenty of options.

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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Brentai » Tue May 06, 2014 8:51 pm

This is why you people don't get karma.

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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Friday » Wed May 07, 2014 1:49 pm

Haggar, Terra, and @ move on. 4th was a split between Vic Viper (7) and Lara Croft, in the interest of diversity and proving myself wrong immediately I'll advance everyone's favorite loot whore.

Advancing: Haggar, Terra, @, Lara Croft
Eliminated: The Kid, Ness, Lee, Vic Viper (7)

Next up:

Faith (Mirror's Edge)
vs
Chell
vs
Shantae
vs
Lenneth (Valkyrie Profile)
vs
Charlotte!
vs
Leisure Suit Larry
vs
Vic Viper (6)
vs
You were almost a Jill Valentine

Fittingly (and completely at random), Larry finds himself amidst seven of the finest ladies this poll has to offer.
But will he be able to stay in the game?
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Niku » Wed May 07, 2014 4:49 pm

when it comes to opinions, it's pretty hard to be outright wrong

but if you don't pick shantae you might know what it feels like
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Büge » Wed May 07, 2014 6:02 pm

I don't know who Charlotte is, so I'm voting for her on the assumption that it's Charlotte Colde.

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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Esperath » Wed May 07, 2014 8:33 pm

Charlo NotABelmo
pisa katto

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pisa katto

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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Friday » Thu May 08, 2014 1:21 pm

Advancing: Faith, Chell, Shantae, Charlotte!
Eliminated: Lenneth, Leisure Suit Larry, Vic Viper (6), You were almost a Jill Valentine

Next up:

Quote (Cave Story)
vs
Ms. Pac-Man
vs
Cloud (Male)
vs
The Warrior (Diablo 1)
vs
Aya (Parasite Eve)
vs
Big Boss
vs
Nameless One (Torment)
vs
Duke Nukem

Two of the manliest men on the planet, three men in search of their memories, a man destined to become Terror itself, a girl who just can't stop eating, and a smokin' hot blonde with a gun.

What a party.
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Mothra » Thu May 08, 2014 1:45 pm

is Cloud dual-wielding buster swords

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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Friday » Thu May 08, 2014 4:36 pm

technically no

that's advent children Cloud, using two of his multi-blade sword thing (he does it in the movie several times)

he put the actual Buster Sword on the cliff where Zack died as a monument

I know these things because I am a huge nerd, but I don't know the name of his multi-sword thing because I am not that huge of a nerd
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Esperath » Thu May 08, 2014 4:42 pm

he got rid of his buster sword because it had shit for materia slots
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby beatbandito » Thu May 08, 2014 7:45 pm

Friday wrote:Advancing: Faith, Chell, Shantae, Charlotte!
Two of the manliest men on the planet, three men in search of their memories, a man destined to become Terror itself, a girl who just can't stop eating, and a smokin' hot blonde with a gun.

So... Aya is one of the manliest men on the planet?
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Friday » Thu May 08, 2014 7:54 pm

I'm curious between Big Boss and Duke Nukem which you think isn't manly.

Unless you're making a Duke Nukem joke. Because I would do Duke Nukem.
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Mothra » Thu May 08, 2014 8:37 pm





Friday wrote:technically no

that's advent children Cloud, using two of his multi-blade sword thing (he does it in the movie several times)

he put the actual Buster Sword on the cliff where Zack died as a monument

I know these things because I am a huge nerd, but I don't know the name of his multi-sword thing because I am not that huge of a nerd

I'd sass you but when I went to write that question, I put down "buster sword" and immediately thought, "...is that actually what it's called? How do I know that?" then checked to see if I was right. The entry I found on a dedicated FF7 wiki went on to discuss all of the various wonderful iterations of Cloud's Buster Sword. I read them all.

These included:
- The Keyblade Buster Sword from Kingdom Hearts
- The Buster Sword from Kingdom Hearts that is wrapped in bandages
- The multi-part Advent Children collectibles sword
- A curved version of the sword that only appeared in the concept art

And many more!

During this process I also learned that:

- It is theorized that the two holes at the base of Cloud's Buster Sword were intended to hold his materia, but this is still unconfirmed
- The guy Cloud was cloned from, who dressed exactly like him, had a mentor that ALSO dressed like Cloud and used his Buster Sword. At this point there is a modest lineage of spikey-haired people who wear the exact same outfit and carry the same weapon, all of whom look identical save for the color of their hair.
- Cloud's motorcycle has holders for all 5 parts of his combo blade
- I did not spend my early afternoon wisely

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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Friday » Thu May 08, 2014 8:51 pm

that video is a fucking masterpiece

(it's also the reason I put The Warrior on the poll)
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby beatbandito » Thu May 08, 2014 11:16 pm

Friday wrote:Unless you're making a Duke Nukem joke. Because I would do Duke Nukem.


Friday wrote:and a smokin' hot blonde with a gun.
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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Classic » Thu May 08, 2014 11:41 pm

WAIT!
FUCK!
BIG BOSS is Solid Snake's clone-daddy!?
Not the super hot boss of Metal Gear 3?

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Re: HOTTEST VG MAIN CHARACTER Ro64

Postby Mongrel » Thu May 08, 2014 11:50 pm

Yeah, The Boss is another one we missed.

Not that Snake-Daddy isn't hot :3
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