Brontoforumus

I almost voted for The Boss until I realized SHE was a HE and HE was just boring ol' Big Boss

How did we miss The Boss

Because Big Boss is super hot and you all are losers.

If I wasn't at work I would prove my words, but instead you should boot up MGS3 or Peacewalker again and repent of your sinful words.

EDIT: Also, how are so many of you confusing The Boss for Big Boss? This is shameful.

Also, The Boss is not the main character.

Big Boss is.

Advancing: Aya, Big Boss, Quote, Ms Pac-Man
Eliminated: Cloud, The Warrior, Nameless One, Duke Nukem

Next up:

Balthier (ff12)
vs
Wario
vs
Shepard (Female)
vs
Riou (Suikoden 2)
vs
Snake
vs
Kerrigan (HotS)
vs
Crash Bandicoot
vs
Phillip (Space Funeral)

How is femshep going to win this poll? With a precision orbital nuclear strike.

But Kerrigan will move her drones, and Wario can spare the mins.

Meanwhile, Snake will have penetrated from the rear area.

Wh— CRASH BANDICOOT?!

Advancing: Balthier, Wario, Shepard (Female), Kerrigan
Eliminated: Riou, Snake, Crash Bandicoot, Phillip

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!?!!?

Next up:

Loto (Dragon Quest)
vs
Yuna (FFX-2)
vs
Zero (MMZ)
vs
Maxim (Lufia 2)
vs
Shepard (Male)
vs
Prinny
vs
Tron Bonne
vs
Vic Viper (8)

The final Vic Viper (and the one to receive the most votes in the write in poll) makes her last stand here. Will space be saved, or will those fuckers who come from behind and steal your options be victorious?

I don't get SNAKE VS SNAKE SHOWDOWN? THIS IS THE FAULT OF GODDAMNED PATRIOTS

Snake whirled around in one fluid motion. With honed reflexes and in one fluid motion Snake reached into his utility belt and pulled out his pack of cigarettes. Then, with honed reflexes honed by how fluid his motions were, Snake flicked open his lighter and lit a cigarette before throwing it to the ground without taking even one drag because cigarettes were bad for you.

As he watched the dying embers of his cigarette, Snake contemplated the events that had led him here, to this poll, only to be eliminated immediately.

And then he knew.

This was the work of the GOD. DAMN. LA. LE. LU. LI. LO.

The winners from the last round haven't been marked on the master list.

Not nitpicking - I just figure it matters if you're using that as your own reference sheet?

whoops, fixed.

Advancing: Tron Bonne, Zero, Yuna, Prinny
Eliminated: Loto, Maxim, Shepard (Male), Vic Viper (8)

Next up:

Cecil
vs
Revan
vs
Laharl
vs
Phoenix Wright
vs
Kyle Katarn
vs
Ramza
vs
Mega Man
vs
Alucard

Don't worry, Ramza isn't going Monk in the interest of making this a fair fight.

But what about chapter 4 Ramza's buttpants?

EDIT: WHOA SHIT WRONG ALUCARD

FRIDAY HOW COULD YOU

Are we talking pre-beard Kyle or post-beard Kyle?

Given voting so far, maybe you should've used monk Ramza after all.

But my Revan was a kind of boring dude with definitely suspect boner-placement decisions. How can I vote for that!?

What's even the point if there are no more Vic Vipers to vote for?

I broke down and voted for all of the characters who are canonically not above the age of majority or do not appear to be above the age of majority (or both) to make beat bandito suffer more.

Advancing: Cecil, Phoenix Wright, Ramza, Mega Man
Eliminated: Revan, Laharl, Kyle Katarn, Alucard

Next up:

Cloud (Female)
vs
Samus
vs
Spyro the Dragon
vs
Donkey Kong Jr.
vs
Kirby
vs
Yu (Persona 4)
vs
Gordon Freeman
vs
Bayonetta

It's OK to be physically attracted to Cloud dressed up as a girl. It is normal to have these feelings as a healthy adult male. However, if you want to fuck Bayonetta, seek help.

For example, you might need help interpreting the complicated engineering diagrams that explain her outfit.