Brontoforumus

Found this: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames

Entered a bunch of random brontos into it, lets see what happens!



BEGIN

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Lottel runs away from the Cornucopia.

Esperath kills Bal as he tries to run.

Smiler runs away from the Cornucopia.

Niku finds a bag full of explosives.

Malakial overpowers Rico, killing him.

Joxam strangles Mothra after engaging in a fist fight.

Sei runs away from the Cornucopia.

NoSimpleWay runs away from the Cornucopia.

Sharkey snatches a pair of sais.

Grath runs away from the Cornucopia.

Geothermal overpowers Thad, killing him.

Friday finds MarsDragon hiding in the cornucopia, but MarsDragon kills her.

Ted Belmont runs away from the Cornucopia.

Classic takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.

Lyrai grabs a jar of fishing bait while Brentai gets fishing gear.

BeatBandito runs away from the Cornucopia.

Healy runs away from the Cornucopia.

MarinaKa runs away from the Cornucopia.

Ziiro runs away from the Cornucopia.

François runs away from the Cornucopia.

Pacobird runs away from the Cornucopia.

Guild runs away from the Cornucopia.

TA runs away from the Cornucopia.

Newbie runs away from the Cornucopia.

Patito runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kazz takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Mazian runs away from the Cornucopia.

Romosome grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Mongrel runs away from the Cornucopia.

Buge runs away from the Cornucopia.

DAY 1

Healy injures himself.

Mongrel and Newbie split up to search for resources.

Lyrai picks flowers.

BeatBandito receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

MarsDragon and François hunt for other tributes.

Ted Belmont and Brentai hunt for other tributes.

TA is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Sharkey travels to higher ground.

Patito and Ziiro fight Kazz and Malakial. Kazz and Malakial survive.

Sei thinks about home.

Mazian defeats Esperath in a fight, but spares his life.

Grath steals from Classic while he isn't looking.

MarinaKa accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Joxam begs for Romosome to kill him. He refuses, keeping Joxam alive.

NoSimpleWay is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Buge, Lottel, and Pacobird hunt for other tributes.

Smiler discovers a river.

Niku is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Geothermal and Guild work together for the day.


FALLEN TRIBUTES 1

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Bal
District 3

Rico
District 10

Mothra
District 7

Thad
District 12

Friday
District 9

Patito
District 6

Ziiro
District 10

MarinaKa
District 2


DAY 1 STATUS

MURDER BROS.

Fucking JOXAM killed me???

(BTW this is really probably more of a Let's Play if you want to move this.)

Mongrel, is that Takahashi character really gross enough to represent Classic?

Not sure, we'd better ask him.

NIGHT 1

Brentai tends to NoSimpleWay's wounds.

Guild and Pacobird talk about the tributes still alive.

François is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Healy receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Classic, Mongrel, and Malakial start fighting, but Mongrel runs away as Classic kills Malakial.

Buge tries to sing herself to sleep.

Lyrai and Niku huddle for warmth.

Esperath loses sight of where he is.

Sei cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Joxam passes out from exhaustion.

TA questions his sanity.

Newbie goes to sleep.

Romosome quietly hums.

Grath and Mazian huddle for warmth.

Sharkey thinks about winning.

Kazz, Smiler, MarsDragon, Ted Belmont, and BeatBandito sleep in shifts.

Geothermal screams for help.

Lottel thinks about winning.

LIVE BY THE SWORD...

Apparently i have PTSD now.

Funny you should say that...

DAY 2

Romosome receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Kazz receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Mazian spears MarsDragon in the abdomen.

BeatBandito discovers a cave.

Buge attacks Lottel, but he manages to escape.

Pacobird receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Classic receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Sei picks flowers.

Mongrel makes a slingshot.

Sharkey camouflages himself in the bushes.

François constructs a shack.

Geothermal sprains his ankle while running away from NoSimpleWay.

Esperath camouflages himself in the bushes.

Smiler runs away from Grath.

Brentai sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Newbie practices his archery.

Ted Belmont constructs a shack.

Joxam tracks down and kills Guild.

Lyrai searches for firewood.

Healy bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Niku receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

TA is pricked by thorns while picking berries.


FALLEN TRIBUTES 2

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Malakial
District 5

MarsDragon
District 11

Guild
District 6

Healy
District 4


DAY 2 STATUS

Joxam isn't fucking around.

Ziiro's avatar is so perfect for that.

On the one hand, I'm sad that I killed Mali.

On the other hand, he kinda had it coming with 3 kills under his belt.

NIGHT 2

Classic and Lottel threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Ted Belmont loses sight of where he is.

Niku attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Romosome looks at the night sky.

Smiler tends to his wounds.

Sei questions his sanity.

Joxam begs for TA to kill him. He refuses, keeping Joxam alive.

Newbie overpowers Pacobird, killing him.

Mazian convinces Lyrai to snuggle with him.

BeatBandito is unable to convince Grath to not kill him.

François stays awake all night.

NoSimpleWay is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Brentai cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Mongrel is awoken by nightmares.

Buge screams for help.

Geothermal, Sharkey, and Esperath discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Kazz is awoken by nightmares.

TA's saga is a quiet one, but it's really amusing me.

DAY 3

Romosome and Mazian work together for the day.

Buge receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Sei falls into a pit and dies.

Sharkey hunts for other tributes.

Geothermal scares Smiler off.

TA receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Niku and Kazz work together for the day.

Esperath picks flowers.

NoSimpleWay sets an explosive off, killing Newbie, and Joxam.

Grath is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Lyrai travels to higher ground.

Ted Belmont receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Mongrel injures himself.

François receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

None of you fuckers get the pleasure.

!!!ARENA EVENT!!!

WILD JABBERWOCKS Are let loose in the arena



Mongrel is smothered by a pack of Jabberwocks.

As Ted Belmont and François fight, a pack of Jabberwocks show up and kill them both.

TA is smothered by a pack of Jabberwocks.

Smiler knocks Buge out and leaves her for the Jabberwocks.

As Niku and Grath fight, a pack of Jabberwocks show up and kill them both.

Mazian pushes Lyrai into a pack of Jabberwocks.

Sharkey survives.

Romosome survives.

NoSimpleWay survives.

Esperath survives.

Geothermal survives.

Kazz is eaten by Jabberwocks.


FALLEN TRIBUTES 3

17 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Classic
District 2

Lottel
District 11

Pacobird
District 11

BeatBandito
District 3

Brentai
District 2

Sei
District 8

Newbie
District 7

Joxam
District 5

Mongrel
District 1

Ted Belmont
District 6

François
District 12

TA
District 4

Buge
District 1

Niku
District 8

Grath
District 9

Lyrai
District 4

Kazz
District 10


DAY 3 STATUS

I can think of worse ways to go.

I needed Brent to help with the wounds suffered while picking berries? Those are some sharp-ass thorns.