The 75th Annual Brontogames

[Classic]

In my defense, basic reading and remembering are very hard.

[Mongrel]

HERPADERP

[Caithness]

Grenades are not weapons?

[Büge]

A grenade is a tool, like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or a... an alligator.

[nosimpleway]

"Grenade" is the perfect tool for getting rid of overly aggressive Brontogames players.

[Classic]

But each individual tool takes up one space... right? SO I can't take two explosives.

[sei]

send kazz a bucket made of spiders that functions like a boomerang

[Mothra]

Creamy burst deal, improved multi-purpose catch as smells cause hurry shopping. Adore supreme customer spring for smells full-bodied opportunity calories exclusive fresh refreshing. Youthful believe yummy yourself light pleasure.

[Friday]

holy shit Kazz I love you

also, let's do a quick run down of how shit works in the main game since the IT thread is hard

You can do five things.

1. Hunt for Food
2. Hunt for Water
3. Sleep
4. Move to another location
5. Track

If you move to a location that another Bronto is at (The Lake or the Cornucopia) and they don't move somewhere else on their turn, you will enter confrontation with them. If you designated that you were sneaking when you moved, you will roll sneak chance and then be able to steal a rations (Cornucopia) or canteen (Lake) if you make the roll. Failing a sneak roll is bad, as they get a free attack on you.

If you track or move and find someone sleeping, you can make a sneak roll to steal one of their items. Failing the sneak roll wakes them up. Otherwise, you can just attack them.

You can hunt and search for water while at the Cornucopia or Lake, and even sleep.

If it has been two turns since you slept, you will get a point of fatigue at the start of the third turn. So if you take two actions in a row, your third will have a point of fatigue. This technically means you only have to sleep every third action to avoid fatigue being an issue.

I'm going to run the first turn normally as a sort of "tutorial" turn, but then I'm going to accelerate things by using trees like I did in the Cornu Event.

[Friday]

Also, since I guess some people were unclear, it is now DAY 1.

Send me your actions.

(Hunt, Water, Sleep, Move, Track. Include any medkit use along with what you're doing.)

Sponsors may post here whenever they want. Their item will arrive in the next update.

[Sharkey]

I send porn to Kazz.

[Grath]

I send secretly poisoned food to Kazz. Since I am definitely a sponsor and not a competitor.

[Romosome]

Consider this:

Kazz will be amusing no matter what

me a dog will only be hilarious if I am getting the explosives

how can a dog be explosive without explosive

[Romosome]

I promise nothing except being a dog

[Friday]

Day 1

Newbie sneaks to The Lake. Since nobody is there or moved there, he now controls it. He may take up to 2 canteens if he so wishes.

Niku hunts for water (35-12%) but can't find anything.

Classic tracks Niku down. (40+10-20%) But can't find him.

Mothra tracks at random. (60%) He finds Romosome. (Confrontation.)

Romosome hunts for food. (35%) He finds nothing.

Grath hunts for food. (35+10%) He finds a deer! Slaughtering it with his bare hands, he saves it for later.

Mizore sleeps through the day.

Kazz moves to the Cornucopia and enters confrontation with Classic.

Laserbeing tracks Niku. (40+10-20%) But Niku is wily and quickly disguises himself as an object that is 90% likely to be cake, sir.

Frocto tracks Beatbandit. (40-20-4%) And... finds him. (Confrontation.)

Beatbandit uses his medkit on himself, removing his injury, and then searches for water. (35%) He finds none.

Mongrel sleeps through the day.

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Confrontations:

Mothra x Romosome

Kazz x Classic

Frocto x Beatbandit

You six, send me your actions.

A Bronto may:

1. Offer alliance
2. Run away
3. Attack

Any Bronto offering alliance that is attacked does not get to attack back in the first round of combat.

If you run away, the other Bronto may choose to pursue. They have a base 50% chance to catch you and either Offer alliance or attack. If you are caught and attacked after running away, you do not get to attack back, and cannot run away again the next round.

If both Brontos offer alliance, an alliance is formed between them. They may now work together. Any Bronto in an alliance may betray,as an action, automatically inflicting an injury (70%), a serious injury (20%) or instant death (10%) to any/all others in the alliance. Any alliance that is the sole group left will automatically break up and teleport all Brontos in it into The Open.

[Newbie]

A haunting melody lingers in the vicinity of the lake.

[Friday]

I made a thread for the Holoboard. I'll edit as the game progresses. Won't be posting them here anymore.

[Classic]

I attempt to curry favor with the GM by loudly agreeing with this decision.

[Friday]

Kazz walks into the small camp Classic has set up. "Sup?" he says.

Classic blinks and sprints the other direction.

Kazz curses, and follows. A lively chase that doesn't get very far.

After tackling Classic to the ground, he Offers Alliance. "You wanna be on my team," he says. "I've already won the game."

Classic, you can accept or attack for free. Kazz won't counter attack this round.

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Meanwhile, Mothra tracks Romo to his doggy lair. Romo takes one sniff and takes off at full speed.

Mothra sighs, and gives chase. (50-15%) Catching the dog, he swings with his sword. (35+15%) He inflicts an injury.

Romo is unable to run and fights back the next round, attacking with his bare hands. (35-4%) He hits, and claws an injury into Mothra.

Mothra swings again, (35+15%) inflicting another injury.

Romo takes to his heels again, and Mothra gives chase. But this time, Doge escapes.

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Still waiting on Frocto x Beat, and Classic to attack or accept.

[Classic]

JAM BUDS!

EDIT: That's me declaring an acceptance of the alliance.

Also, does this mean we're still in the Cornucopia, so anyone who visited would automagically enter into confrontation with us?