Suck Ten Dicks

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Suck Ten Dicks

Postby Friday » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:01 pm

First to ten wins.

You may start playing by simply posting "I suck dick." (Note the bold.)

You have a 50% chance to suck a dick. If successful, you have a 30% chance to suck another dick. If you do not suck a dick, you can try again tomorrow.

Each time you suck a dick successfully, there is a 20% chance it blows its load in your face, which gives you a -10% chance to suck dicks. You may remove this chance by spending a day wiping it off.

You may attempt to suck two dicks at once. This reduces your chance to successfully suck each dick to 20%, and increases the chance they blow their loads by 40%.

When you reach 5 dicks sucked, you enter Bukkake mode. While in Bukkake mode, you gain +20% chance to suck dick, but each dick is 10% less likely to blow its load. Dicks that blow their load on your face while you are in Bukkake mode give you a permanent +5% chance to suck more than 1 dick at a time.

At 8 dicks, you must vote for Guild.

The Master Dickpire turns one player into a Dickpire per day. Dickpires gain +30% to all checks involving dicks and dental plans.

*Theme of Batman dying*

At 9 dicks, you must announce "DICKFORE!" If another player announces DICKFORE before you do, you are sent back to Park Place.

sign ups and play thread here

FAQ:

Q: cock goes where?
A: you may attempt to suck a dick with your hand. This gives you only a 10% chance to suck a dick, but prevents the dick from blowing its load on your face.

Q: if the weretiger wins does everyone else lose?
A: YES
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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby Friday » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:04 pm

A white dick, a black dick, and a white and black dick sprout up from the ground. Grunting, you roll toward them. Max whines softly behind you.

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1. Suck white dick

2. Suck black dick

3. Suck Ikaruga dick

4. ssssssssssssssssss
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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby LaserBeing » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:37 pm

quick rules clarification: what's a DICKFORE?
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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby Brentai » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:50 pm

I suck Guild.

For dinner.

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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby Friday » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:29 pm

quick rules clarification: what's a DICKFORE?


a DICKFORE is when you wait until the golf ball is just a second away from hitting some guy's head before you yell
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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby Esperath » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:38 pm

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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby nosimpleway » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:53 pm

Friday's luck games don't go well for me, and one with a rule featuring things exploding in my face will doubtless end in tragedy. I'll have to pass.

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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby Romosome » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:55 pm


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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby Rico » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:53 am

Suck ten dicks in the morning, I suck ten dicks at night...

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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby zaratustra » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:05 am

why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel, Friday

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Re: Suck Ten Dicks

Postby Friday » Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:34 am

I really only feel anything with a dick in my mouth
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