Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

[Mongrel]

I can't imagine sleeping with Tracer would be a great experience by any measure.

[beatbandito]

old man on old man axxon confirm through omission

[Friday]

I don't know which one is which.

If you don't get my AMAZING jokes in the poll, I always order them top to bottom as they are in the thread. So if it's

Tracer

vs

76

then the poll options will be

Tracer
76

regardless of whatever bullshit I put there instead.

[Brantly B.]

I can't imagine sleeping with Tracer would be a great experience by any measure.

Well for one thing, you don't need to pull out.

[Friday]

Plan E.

[Mothra]

I'VE GOT TO CALL MY WIFE[/76voice]

Voting for Tracer cause she's all EH ELLO GOV DONE INNERUP'D YE TIMESTREAM INNIT

[Friday]

Tough loss, Dad 76.

Tracer moves on 6 to 4.

Next up:

9. Mei

vs

22. Zenyatta

The true face of evil.

[Mazian]

Sorry! Ohmygosh. Sorry.

[Friday]

Next up:

6. Junkrat

vs

11. Pharah

Our resident explosives experts go head to head.

[Brantly B.]

I voted for Soldier.

[Mongrel]

I just wanna say that yesterday I was playing SoldierDad against a gimmick all-Tracer team. We won (I hear 6-Tracer pushcart defences are probably not great) and I got MVP and PotG and so *had* to type in matchchat "YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT, YOUNG LADY."

[Friday]

Justice rains on Junkrat.

Next up:

21. Zarya

vs

17. Torbjorn

There are so many possible jokes I could make here.

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BEARD WEAR YOU

no no that's awful

uhhhh

"Some people think they can outsmart me. *sniff* Maybe, maybe. ... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart MAN FUCK THIS ZARYA SHE ALWAYS HAS HER SHIELD UP."

[Friday]

Zarya benches Torb into the atmosphere.

So long, my lovely dwaf.

With this, we enter round 2.

1. Ana
2. D.Va
3. Genji
4. Mei
5. Mercy
6. Pharah
7. Reinhardt
8. Tracer
9. Widowmaker
10. Winston
11. Zarya

Facts so far:

Symmetra is the only female character to be eliminated, losing to Reinhardt. All other female characters won their match ups.

There were no female vs female match ups in round 1.

Genji, Rein, and Winston are the only remaining male characters.

I'll be resolving the uneven number of waifus by having one of the matches be vote to eliminate with 3, leaving 6 in rnd 3.

[Friday]

Our first deathmatch features the first fem v fem.

2. D.Va

vs

6. Pharah

We go now live to the intense battle

[malikial]

Have to say DVa because Pharah has a racist skin.

[sei]

is this a cultural appropriation thing

[Grath]

is this a cultural appropriation thing

Yes, we must be outraged because the Egyptian character has a Native American skin.

[Mothra]

Tough call on this one.

Gonna go with D.Va since Pharah's one of the few characters whose space armor leaves her trueass a complete mystery.

[beatbandito]

is this a cultural appropriation thing

Yes, we must be outraged because the Egyptian character has a Native American skin.

I'm going to give you a fair chance to make this sound like something other than "it's not appropriation if they're all brown".

[Grath]

is this a cultural appropriation thing

Yes, we must be outraged because the Egyptian character has a Native American skin.

I'm going to give you a fair chance to make this sound like something other than "it's not appropriation if they're all brown".

I meant it as "here is context", mainly, and worded it stupidly as I am known to do. I'm a cis-het-anglo-saxon-protestant, the only valid opinion I can have on cultural appropriation is if someone is appropriating my culture by trying to make everyone conform to their culture by force.