Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:11 pm

I can't imagine sleeping with Tracer would be a great experience by any measure.
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby beatbandito » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:56 pm

old man on old man axxon confirm through omission
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Friday » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:02 pm

I don't know which one is which.


If you don't get my AMAZING jokes in the poll, I always order them top to bottom as they are in the thread. So if it's

Tracer

vs

76

then the poll options will be

Tracer
76

regardless of whatever bullshit I put there instead.
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Brentai » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:04 pm

Mongrel wrote:I can't imagine sleeping with Tracer would be a great experience by any measure.


Well for one thing, you don't need to pull out.

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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Friday » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:06 pm

Plan E.
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Mothra » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:06 pm

I'VE GOT TO CALL MY WIFE[/76voice]

Voting for Tracer cause she's all EH ELLO GOV DONE INNERUP'D YE TIMESTREAM INNIT

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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Friday » Sat Jul 30, 2016 6:15 pm

Tough loss, Dad 76.

Tracer moves on 6 to 4.

Next up:

9. Mei

vs

22. Zenyatta

The true face of evil.
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Mazian » Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:07 pm

Sorry! Ohmygosh. Sorry.

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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Friday » Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:39 pm



Next up:

6. Junkrat

vs

11. Pharah

Our resident explosives experts go head to head.
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Brentai » Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:47 pm

I voted for Soldier.

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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Mongrel » Tue Aug 02, 2016 5:00 pm

I just wanna say that yesterday I was playing SoldierDad against a gimmick all-Tracer team. We won (I hear 6-Tracer pushcart defences are probably not great) and I got MVP and PotG and so *had* to type in matchchat "YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT, YOUNG LADY."
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Friday » Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:56 am

Justice rains on Junkrat.

Next up:

21. Zarya

vs

17. Torbjorn

There are so many possible jokes I could make here.

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BEARD WEAR YOU

no no that's awful

uhhhh

"Some people think they can outsmart me. *sniff* Maybe, maybe. ... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart MAN FUCK THIS ZARYA SHE ALWAYS HAS HER SHIELD UP."
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Friday » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:07 pm

Zarya benches Torb into the atmosphere.

So long, my lovely dwaf.

With this, we enter round 2.

1. Ana
2. D.Va
3. Genji
4. Mei
5. Mercy
6. Pharah
7. Reinhardt
8. Tracer
9. Widowmaker
10. Winston
11. Zarya

Facts so far:

Symmetra is the only female character to be eliminated, losing to Reinhardt. All other female characters won their match ups.

There were no female vs female match ups in round 1.

Genji, Rein, and Winston are the only remaining male characters.

I'll be resolving the uneven number of waifus by having one of the matches be vote to eliminate with 3, leaving 6 in rnd 3.
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Friday » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:14 pm

Our first deathmatch features the first fem v fem.

2. D.Va

vs

6. Pharah

We go now live to the intense battle
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby malikial » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:34 pm

Have to say DVa because Pharah has a racist skin.

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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby sei » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:17 am

is this a cultural appropriation thing
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Grath » Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:25 am

sei wrote:is this a cultural appropriation thing

Yes, we must be outraged because the Egyptian character has a Native American skin.

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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Mothra » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:00 pm

Tough call on this one.

Gonna go with D.Va since Pharah's one of the few characters whose space armor leaves her trueass a complete mystery.

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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby beatbandito » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:55 pm

Grath wrote:
sei wrote:is this a cultural appropriation thing

Yes, we must be outraged because the Egyptian character has a Native American skin.

I'm going to give you a fair chance to make this sound like something other than "it's not appropriation if they're all brown".
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Re: Hottest Overwatch Waifu/Husbando

Postby Grath » Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:12 pm

beatbandito wrote:
Grath wrote:
sei wrote:is this a cultural appropriation thing

Yes, we must be outraged because the Egyptian character has a Native American skin.

I'm going to give you a fair chance to make this sound like something other than "it's not appropriation if they're all brown".

I meant it as "here is context", mainly, and worded it stupidly as I am known to do. I'm a cis-het-anglo-saxon-protestant, the only valid opinion I can have on cultural appropriation is if someone is appropriating my culture by trying to make everyone conform to their culture by force.

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