Hottest BrontoPresident
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- Brantly B.
- Woah Dangsaurus
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And then we're going straight to the White House... ia! Ia! Iyeeeeeeeagh!
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There's no rule that says a dog can't be Vice-President!
- Brantly B.
- Woah Dangsaurus
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Damn it, we failed to account for the fact that Romosome is a dog.
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Damn it, we failed to account for the voting constituency being fools.
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As it turns out, the social mores of the board are trapped in the late cretaceous.
...after an unfortunate incident involving a dog peeing on their time travel machine.
...after an unfortunate incident involving a dog peeing on their time travel machine.
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Romosome wrote:im a dog
Sold. You have my vote.
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You could ascend. You could cast off mortality.
But, no.
You pick "dog."
Well done.
But, no.
You pick "dog."
Well done.
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Mothra wrote:Neck and neckkkk
As someone that's undecided, I demand a Presidential and Vice Presidential Make Out. Like debates, but worth watching.
Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem
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They're good dogs sei.
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Mars/Brentai just need 3 more votes to win!
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Caithness wrote:Mars/Brentai just need 3 more votes to win!
Don't worry, they'll actually win thanks to the Electoral College despite losing the popular vote. I mean, despite millions of illegal TalkingTime immigrants voting fraudulently, so Mars/Brentai actually won the popular vote too.
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Well, it was a long road, but it's over. After millions of illegal emails and voter wikileaks, you have survived the Bronto2017 Election.
And the winner is...
And the winner is...
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We go now live to Ramona's acceptance speech.
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My fellow Brontonians, it is with a warm bed and a full-throated purr that I proudly accept the role of Board President. Millions of forum goers granted their votes to the candidate who would ensure pellets in every food bowl; too long have kittens gone hungry while the Fat Kattos in Washington dine on pisa. In my first act as President, I will create a Chicken Snack Commission to explore the possibility of widespread chicken wing distribution. Vice President-Elect Julian will spearhead our efforts to ensure the rapid deployment of heating pads to kittens most in need.
I recently spoke with Friday, who offered heartfelt congratulations and the unborn child gestating in her womb. While we differ on our views of how to best consume the baby, we both agree that human veal will be necessary to begin the healing process after this drawn-out election season.
We will stand together to face the laser pointer threat and maintain vigilance in the face of mouse-on-a-string. These, the greatest forums in world history, will overcome all obstacles and emerge victorious in the years to come. Thank you, and may Maru bless Brontoforumus.
pisa katto
pisa katto
pisa katto
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Well I'll be a son of a gun...
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All cats aside, I am pretty damn surprised that I won.
I had the lead the whole way, but I kept thinking I was everyone's 4th pick or whatever and I'd get eliminated once we got serious.
Anyway, a stupid popularity poll on the internet doesn't mean a whole lot, and I'm sure at least some of you were not voting on "who would actually make the best president", but I have to say I am honored that you picked me regardless.
I had the lead the whole way, but I kept thinking I was everyone's 4th pick or whatever and I'd get eliminated once we got serious.
Anyway, a stupid popularity poll on the internet doesn't mean a whole lot, and I'm sure at least some of you were not voting on "who would actually make the best president", but I have to say I am honored that you picked me regardless.
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