Hottest BrontoPresident

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Vote for PRESIDENT OF AMERICA

Poll ended at Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:51 am

1. Ramona/Julian
14
61%
2. Mail/Tatt
9
39%
 
Total votes: 23
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Brentai
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Brentai » Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:59 am

And then we're going straight to the White House... ia! Ia! Iyeeeeeeeagh!

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mongrel » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:49 am

There's no rule that says a dog can't be Vice-President!
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mothra » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:50 am

Neck and neckkkk

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Romosome
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Romosome » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:19 pm

im a dog

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Brentai
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Brentai » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:40 pm

Damn it, we failed to account for the fact that Romosome is a dog.

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby sei » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:23 pm

Damn it, we failed to account for the voting constituency being fools.
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mongrel » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:55 pm

As it turns out, the social mores of the board are trapped in the late cretaceous.

...after an unfortunate incident involving a dog peeing on their time travel machine.
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Grath » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:22 pm

Romosome wrote:im a dog

Sold. You have my vote.

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby sei » Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:40 am

You could ascend. You could cast off mortality.

But, no.

You pick "dog."

Well done.
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Defenestration » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:10 am

Mothra wrote:Neck and neckkkk

As someone that's undecided, I demand a Presidential and Vice Presidential Make Out. Like debates, but worth watching.
Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby nosimpleway » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:58 pm

They're good dogs sei.

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Caithness » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:22 pm

Mars/Brentai just need 3 more votes to win!

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Grath » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:25 pm

Caithness wrote:Mars/Brentai just need 3 more votes to win!

Don't worry, they'll actually win thanks to the Electoral College despite losing the popular vote. I mean, despite millions of illegal TalkingTime immigrants voting fraudulently, so Mars/Brentai actually won the popular vote too.

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Friday
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Friday » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:56 am

Well, it was a long road, but it's over. After millions of illegal emails and voter wikileaks, you have survived the Bronto2017 Election.

And the winner is...
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Esperath » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:56 am

OCTOBER SURPRISE

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Friday » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:57 am

We go now live to Ramona's acceptance speech.
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Esperath » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:57 am

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My fellow Brontonians, it is with a warm bed and a full-throated purr that I proudly accept the role of Board President. Millions of forum goers granted their votes to the candidate who would ensure pellets in every food bowl; too long have kittens gone hungry while the Fat Kattos in Washington dine on pisa. In my first act as President, I will create a Chicken Snack Commission to explore the possibility of widespread chicken wing distribution. Vice President-Elect Julian will spearhead our efforts to ensure the rapid deployment of heating pads to kittens most in need.

I recently spoke with Friday, who offered heartfelt congratulations and the unborn child gestating in her womb. While we differ on our views of how to best consume the baby, we both agree that human veal will be necessary to begin the healing process after this drawn-out election season.

We will stand together to face the laser pointer threat and maintain vigilance in the face of mouse-on-a-string. These, the greatest forums in world history, will overcome all obstacles and emerge victorious in the years to come. Thank you, and may Maru bless Brontoforumus.
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mothra » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:07 pm

Well I'll be a son of a gun...

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Friday
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Friday » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:19 pm

All cats aside, I am pretty damn surprised that I won.

I had the lead the whole way, but I kept thinking I was everyone's 4th pick or whatever and I'd get eliminated once we got serious.

Anyway, a stupid popularity poll on the internet doesn't mean a whole lot, and I'm sure at least some of you were not voting on "who would actually make the best president", but I have to say I am honored that you picked me regardless.
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Romosome » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:30 pm

im a dog

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