Hottest BrontoPresident

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Vote for PRESIDENT OF AMERICA

Poll ended at Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:51 am

1. Ramona/Julian
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61%
2. Mail/Tatt
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39%
 
Total votes: 23
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Mothra
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mothra » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:29 pm

I PROMISE TO CUT ALL FUNDING TO SANCTUARY FORUMS

Well, forum.

I will also fire all staff and hire SoraCross as my Chief Strategist and PheonixUltima as my Attorney General.

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:27 pm

Satellite targeting of all brontoresidences to provide full real-time information on miscreants (also you can watch Brentai shower).
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Brentai » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:03 pm

Mongrel wrote:(also you can watch Brentai shower).


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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby MarsDragon » Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:33 pm

I already promised that you all get to become powerful, immortal cyborgs, what more do you want?

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby fanboymaster » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:58 pm

Oh hey what is this WHAT FUCKER PUT ME ON THIS BALLOT
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby nosimpleway » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:37 am

If elected my first action as president will be to extend a pardon to Friday for putting fbm on the ballot.

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby fanboymaster » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:24 am

Nope I'm in it to win it now
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:03 am

DAT BANNER

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Joxam » Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:36 am

Wait how did I get two votes without ever even seeing this topic?
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Brentai » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:23 am

If I marry Friday and she becomes President that makes me First Lord, right?

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Sharkey » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:09 pm

I dunno, last time I ran a country the whole thing caught fire and toppled into the sea. Bowser might have been involved. I still had a higher approval rating than Trump by the end, if only because I was the last person left alive.

After running hundreds of thousands of simulations I can confidently promise that the end will be swift and horrible.
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby pacobird » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:31 pm

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:01 pm

Brentai wrote:If I marry Friday and she becomes President that makes me First Lord, right?

Yes, but in a Friday regime this would work kind of the way it does with praying mantises, so "First" is sort of like "appetizer".
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mothra » Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:03 pm

Paco I'm sure those votes are just gonna start rolling in man give it some time

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mothra » Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:05 pm

On an unrelated note: ANYONE THINKING OF VOTING FOR PACO: YOU ARE THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY ON AN UNELECTABLE THIRD-PARTY CANDIDATE

VOTE MOTHRA OR SUFFER THE NIGHTMARE OF A GAY WOMAN PRESIDENT

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Brentai » Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:05 pm

The only person on the ballot who actually practices law: 0 votes.

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Grath » Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:10 pm

Brentai wrote:The only person on the ballot who actually practices law: 0 votes.

Sounds about right.

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby pacobird » Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:13 pm

i just need a couple votes so i can get federal funding next election

(haha hey remember 2000 *blam*)
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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby malikial » Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:34 pm

How did I get a vote, I'm an asshole...

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Re: Hottest BrontoPresident

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:36 pm

It just occurred to me that in this context, "hottest" probably refers to "temperature at which their pants are burning".
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