Hottest BrontoPresident
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I PROMISE TO CUT ALL FUNDING TO SANCTUARY FORUMS
Well, forum.
I will also fire all staff and hire SoraCross as my Chief Strategist and PheonixUltima as my Attorney General.
Well, forum.
I will also fire all staff and hire SoraCross as my Chief Strategist and PheonixUltima as my Attorney General.
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Satellite targeting of all brontoresidences to provide full real-time information on miscreants (also you can watch Brentai shower).
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Mongrel wrote:(also you can watch Brentai shower).
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I already promised that you all get to become powerful, immortal cyborgs, what more do you want?
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Oh hey what is this WHAT FUCKER PUT ME ON THIS BALLOT
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If elected my first action as president will be to extend a pardon to Friday for putting fbm on the ballot.
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Nope I'm in it to win it now
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DAT BANNER
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Wait how did I get two votes without ever even seeing this topic?
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If I marry Friday and she becomes President that makes me First Lord, right?
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I dunno, last time I ran a country the whole thing caught fire and toppled into the sea. Bowser might have been involved. I still had a higher approval rating than Trump by the end, if only because I was the last person left alive.
After running hundreds of thousands of simulations I can confidently promise that the end will be swift and horrible.
After running hundreds of thousands of simulations I can confidently promise that the end will be swift and horrible.
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Brentai wrote:If I marry Friday and she becomes President that makes me First Lord, right?
Yes, but in a Friday regime this would work kind of the way it does with praying mantises, so "First" is sort of like "appetizer".
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Paco I'm sure those votes are just gonna start rolling in man give it some time
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On an unrelated note: ANYONE THINKING OF VOTING FOR PACO: YOU ARE THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY ON AN UNELECTABLE THIRD-PARTY CANDIDATE
VOTE MOTHRA OR SUFFER THE NIGHTMARE OF A GAY WOMAN PRESIDENT
VOTE MOTHRA OR SUFFER THE NIGHTMARE OF A GAY WOMAN PRESIDENT
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The only person on the ballot who actually practices law: 0 votes.
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Brentai wrote:The only person on the ballot who actually practices law: 0 votes.
Sounds about right.
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i just need a couple votes so i can get federal funding next election
(haha hey remember 2000 *blam*)
(haha hey remember 2000 *blam*)
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How did I get a vote, I'm an asshole...
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It just occurred to me that in this context, "hottest" probably refers to "temperature at which their pants are burning".
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