Hottest VG Villain

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Hottest Villain

Poll ended at Thu May 18, 2017 1:57 am

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Total votes: 13
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Mothra » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:15 pm

Look, with Flea you have that playful, sadistic, loves-her-work bullying angle that frankly just comes across as a lot more personal:

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Zeal doesn't reeeeally bother to figure out who you are before trying to off you like she would any other shlub.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Mothra » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:21 pm

Chrono Wiki wrote:When charming Flea or Diva Flea, the player receives a message that says "It's the thought that counts..."

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Bal » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:28 pm

Zeal is too busy building a death star powered by her daughter and a space locust to flirt.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby MarsDragon » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:30 pm

I only wrote porn about one of these characters and it isn't Flea.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Friday » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:05 pm

5. Queen Zeal (Chrono Trigger) 7
19. Flea (Chrono Trigger) 6

Next up:

IN THE PSYCHO CORNER

HIS NAME MAY CHANGE WITH HIS LOCATION

BUT KILLING FOOLS IS HIS VOCATION

WHEN HE VISITED YOUR VILLAGE, IT WAS TUESDAY

WANT HIM TO SHOW MERCY? NO WAY

DICTATOR

IN THE DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY CORNER

SHE'S uh

I don't actually know anything about Juri

JURI
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby nosimpleway » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:38 pm

something something what rhymes with "creepily large hands"

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby LaserBeing » Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:40 pm

Everyone in Street Fighter has creepily large hands. Juri's specialty is foot fetish femdom
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Bal » Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:11 pm

Dictator is responsible for every single one of your Street Fighter waifus. If not for him, Chun-Li, Cammy (and the dolls), Rose, and Juri would not be in the games at all. Show some respect.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Brentai » Mon Apr 24, 2017 4:43 pm

And himself, according to the cartoon.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Friday » Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:12 pm

14. Dictator (Street Fighter 2+) 8
17. Juri Han (Street Fighter series) 3

Next up, The Battle of the Insane Mass Murderers:

IN THE CLOWN CORNER

YOU'D BETTER HIDE, YOU'D BETTER NOT LOOK

NOTHING CAN HELP YOU, NOT YOUR SELF-HELP BOOK

YOU CHALLENGE THE MIGHT OF HIS MAGITEK

YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GONNA GET REKT

HE'LL POISON YOUR ENTIRE POPULATION WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT

REDUCE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO NAUGHT

WHAT FUN IS DESTRUCTION IF NO PRECIOUS LIVES ARE LOST?

NONE AT ALL, SO KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED

KEFKA

IN THE HIGHLAND CORNER

TEN VOLLEYS OF ARROWS WON'T BE ENOUGH

MOTHERFUCKER I'M BUILT FORD TOUGH

DISGUSTING WORMS, DIE IN THE MUD

CRAWLING ON YOUR BELLY, NECK DEEP IN BLOOD

TRUE RUNES? NAH DON'T NEED THAT SHIT

YOUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO SUBMIT

BUT IF YOU DO, DON'T EXPECT THE BRIG

HA HA HA HA HA!!! DIE, PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!

LUCA BLIGHT
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Friday » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:05 pm

1. Kefka (FF6) 5
2. Luca Blight (Suikoden 2) 7

Next up:

12. Steven Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)
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18. Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear Rising)
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Büge » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:03 pm

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Niku » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:52 pm

You're just about all I've got left, Senator.
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Friday » Wed May 03, 2017 1:49 pm

12. Steven Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) 2
18. Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear Rising) 2

I'll tiebreak for Armstrong.

Next up:

IN THE MEASLY HUMAN DNA CORNER

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN CHRIS

IF YOU SHOOT AT ME, YOU'LL ONLY MISS

REPORT IN TO ME, YOUR CAPTAIN

IT'S MY WORLD NOW YOU'RE ENTRAPPED IN

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION

I'M TALKING COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.

WESKER

IN THE CHITINOUS CARAPACE CORNER

HELLO JIMMY, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU

IT'S TIME FOR MY LOVELY ZERG TO DEBUT

YOUR BASE GOES DOWN IN FLAMES TO MY ZERG RUSH

BENEATH MY SPIKED HEELS YOUR PROTOSS FRIENDS WILL BE CRUSHED

IN FACT FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU BETTER READY A HEARSE

BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, I'M QUEEN BITCH OF THE UNIVERSE

KERRIGAN
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Niku » Wed May 03, 2017 9:05 pm

Man, I don't know. Kerrigan is Kerrigan, but Wesker has that goddamn voice.
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Mothra » Thu May 04, 2017 7:35 am

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Friday » Thu May 04, 2017 1:15 pm

4. Wesker (RE Series) 0
20. Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft) 7

Next up:

IN THE BACKSTABBING CORNER

BORN A MAN INTO THE LOWER CLASS

I PLAY MY FLUTE MADE OF REEDS AND GRASS

ALBUS, YOU BASTARD, YOU KILLED MY SISTER

NOW I'M COMING FOR YOUR BROKEN CLASS SYSTEM LIKE A RAGING TWISTER

LIKE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR I'LL KIDNAP YOUR PRINCESS

BECOMING KING OF YOUR FUCKED UP REALM IN 100 DAYS OR LESS

IT'S NOT YOU, RAMZA, BUT THE SYSTEM THAT IS FLAWED

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:

BLAME YOURSELF OR GOD.

DELITA

IN THE OTHER BACKSTABBING CORNER

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, HOW ARE YOU TODAY

UH OH ANOTHER PERSON GONE MISSING, JOIN ME AND PRAY

YUKIKO'S MISSING, YUKIKO'S MISSING, YUKIKO'S MISSING

RAISE HER SOCIAL LINK TO MAX AND YOU COULD EVEN BE KISSING

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT MURDER

MAN, THE WAY THAT BITCH SCREAMED WHEN I PUSHED HER INTO THE TV, YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HER

THIS LIFE, THIS EXISTENCE, IT'S ALL A SHITTY JOKE

THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME GOING IS MURDERING THE TOWNSFOLK

ADACHI
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Niku » Thu May 04, 2017 5:27 pm

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby beatbandito » Thu May 04, 2017 7:04 pm

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fixed that for ya
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby MarsDragon » Thu May 04, 2017 11:02 pm

There's two votes now.

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