Hottest VG Villain
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Re: Hottest VG Villain
Look, with Flea you have that playful, sadistic, loves-her-work bullying angle that frankly just comes across as a lot more personal:
Zeal doesn't reeeeally bother to figure out who you are before trying to off you like she would any other shlub.
Zeal doesn't reeeeally bother to figure out who you are before trying to off you like she would any other shlub.
Re: Hottest VG Villain
Chrono Wiki wrote:When charming Flea or Diva Flea, the player receives a message that says "It's the thought that counts..."
Re: Hottest VG Villain
Zeal is too busy building a death star powered by her daughter and a space locust to flirt.
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I only wrote porn about one of these characters and it isn't Flea.
Re: Hottest VG Villain
5. Queen Zeal (Chrono Trigger) 7
19. Flea (Chrono Trigger) 6
Next up:
IN THE PSYCHO CORNER
HIS NAME MAY CHANGE WITH HIS LOCATION
BUT KILLING FOOLS IS HIS VOCATION
WHEN HE VISITED YOUR VILLAGE, IT WAS TUESDAY
WANT HIM TO SHOW MERCY? NO WAY
DICTATOR
IN THE DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY CORNER
SHE'S uh
I don't actually know anything about Juri
JURI
19. Flea (Chrono Trigger) 6
Next up:
IN THE PSYCHO CORNER
HIS NAME MAY CHANGE WITH HIS LOCATION
BUT KILLING FOOLS IS HIS VOCATION
WHEN HE VISITED YOUR VILLAGE, IT WAS TUESDAY
WANT HIM TO SHOW MERCY? NO WAY
DICTATOR
IN THE DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY CORNER
SHE'S uh
I don't actually know anything about Juri
JURI
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Re: Hottest VG Villain
something something what rhymes with "creepily large hands"
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Re: Hottest VG Villain
Everyone in Street Fighter has creepily large hands. Juri's specialty is foot fetish femdom
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Dictator is responsible for every single one of your Street Fighter waifus. If not for him, Chun-Li, Cammy (and the dolls), Rose, and Juri would not be in the games at all. Show some respect.
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Re: Hottest VG Villain
And himself, according to the cartoon.
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14. Dictator (Street Fighter 2+) 8
17. Juri Han (Street Fighter series) 3
Next up, The Battle of the Insane Mass Murderers:
IN THE CLOWN CORNER
YOU'D BETTER HIDE, YOU'D BETTER NOT LOOK
NOTHING CAN HELP YOU, NOT YOUR SELF-HELP BOOK
YOU CHALLENGE THE MIGHT OF HIS MAGITEK
YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GONNA GET REKT
HE'LL POISON YOUR ENTIRE POPULATION WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT
REDUCE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO NAUGHT
WHAT FUN IS DESTRUCTION IF NO PRECIOUS LIVES ARE LOST?
NONE AT ALL, SO KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED
KEFKA
IN THE HIGHLAND CORNER
TEN VOLLEYS OF ARROWS WON'T BE ENOUGH
MOTHERFUCKER I'M BUILT FORD TOUGH
DISGUSTING WORMS, DIE IN THE MUD
CRAWLING ON YOUR BELLY, NECK DEEP IN BLOOD
TRUE RUNES? NAH DON'T NEED THAT SHIT
YOUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO SUBMIT
BUT IF YOU DO, DON'T EXPECT THE BRIG
HA HA HA HA HA!!! DIE, PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUCA BLIGHT
17. Juri Han (Street Fighter series) 3
Next up, The Battle of the Insane Mass Murderers:
IN THE CLOWN CORNER
YOU'D BETTER HIDE, YOU'D BETTER NOT LOOK
NOTHING CAN HELP YOU, NOT YOUR SELF-HELP BOOK
YOU CHALLENGE THE MIGHT OF HIS MAGITEK
YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GONNA GET REKT
HE'LL POISON YOUR ENTIRE POPULATION WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT
REDUCE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO NAUGHT
WHAT FUN IS DESTRUCTION IF NO PRECIOUS LIVES ARE LOST?
NONE AT ALL, SO KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED
KEFKA
IN THE HIGHLAND CORNER
TEN VOLLEYS OF ARROWS WON'T BE ENOUGH
MOTHERFUCKER I'M BUILT FORD TOUGH
DISGUSTING WORMS, DIE IN THE MUD
CRAWLING ON YOUR BELLY, NECK DEEP IN BLOOD
TRUE RUNES? NAH DON'T NEED THAT SHIT
YOUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO SUBMIT
BUT IF YOU DO, DON'T EXPECT THE BRIG
HA HA HA HA HA!!! DIE, PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUCA BLIGHT
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1. Kefka (FF6) 5
2. Luca Blight (Suikoden 2) 7
Next up:
12. Steven Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)
vs
18. Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear Rising)
2. Luca Blight (Suikoden 2) 7
Next up:
12. Steven Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)
vs
18. Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear Rising)
Re: Hottest VG Villain
You're just about all I've got left, Senator.
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12. Steven Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) 2
18. Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear Rising) 2
I'll tiebreak for Armstrong.
Next up:
IN THE MEASLY HUMAN DNA CORNER
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN CHRIS
IF YOU SHOOT AT ME, YOU'LL ONLY MISS
REPORT IN TO ME, YOUR CAPTAIN
IT'S MY WORLD NOW YOU'RE ENTRAPPED IN
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION
I'M TALKING COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
WESKER
IN THE CHITINOUS CARAPACE CORNER
HELLO JIMMY, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
IT'S TIME FOR MY LOVELY ZERG TO DEBUT
YOUR BASE GOES DOWN IN FLAMES TO MY ZERG RUSH
BENEATH MY SPIKED HEELS YOUR PROTOSS FRIENDS WILL BE CRUSHED
IN FACT FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU BETTER READY A HEARSE
BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, I'M QUEEN BITCH OF THE UNIVERSE
KERRIGAN
18. Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear Rising) 2
I'll tiebreak for Armstrong.
Next up:
IN THE MEASLY HUMAN DNA CORNER
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN CHRIS
IF YOU SHOOT AT ME, YOU'LL ONLY MISS
REPORT IN TO ME, YOUR CAPTAIN
IT'S MY WORLD NOW YOU'RE ENTRAPPED IN
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION
I'M TALKING COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
WESKER
IN THE CHITINOUS CARAPACE CORNER
HELLO JIMMY, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
IT'S TIME FOR MY LOVELY ZERG TO DEBUT
YOUR BASE GOES DOWN IN FLAMES TO MY ZERG RUSH
BENEATH MY SPIKED HEELS YOUR PROTOSS FRIENDS WILL BE CRUSHED
IN FACT FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU BETTER READY A HEARSE
BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, I'M QUEEN BITCH OF THE UNIVERSE
KERRIGAN
Re: Hottest VG Villain
Man, I don't know. Kerrigan is Kerrigan, but Wesker has that goddamn voice.
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4. Wesker (RE Series) 0
20. Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft) 7
Next up:
IN THE BACKSTABBING CORNER
BORN A MAN INTO THE LOWER CLASS
I PLAY MY FLUTE MADE OF REEDS AND GRASS
ALBUS, YOU BASTARD, YOU KILLED MY SISTER
NOW I'M COMING FOR YOUR BROKEN CLASS SYSTEM LIKE A RAGING TWISTER
LIKE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR I'LL KIDNAP YOUR PRINCESS
BECOMING KING OF YOUR FUCKED UP REALM IN 100 DAYS OR LESS
IT'S NOT YOU, RAMZA, BUT THE SYSTEM THAT IS FLAWED
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
BLAME YOURSELF OR GOD.
DELITA
IN THE OTHER BACKSTABBING CORNER
HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, HOW ARE YOU TODAY
UH OH ANOTHER PERSON GONE MISSING, JOIN ME AND PRAY
YUKIKO'S MISSING, YUKIKO'S MISSING, YUKIKO'S MISSING
RAISE HER SOCIAL LINK TO MAX AND YOU COULD EVEN BE KISSING
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT MURDER
MAN, THE WAY THAT BITCH SCREAMED WHEN I PUSHED HER INTO THE TV, YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HER
THIS LIFE, THIS EXISTENCE, IT'S ALL A SHITTY JOKE
THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME GOING IS MURDERING THE TOWNSFOLK
ADACHI
20. Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft) 7
Next up:
IN THE BACKSTABBING CORNER
BORN A MAN INTO THE LOWER CLASS
I PLAY MY FLUTE MADE OF REEDS AND GRASS
ALBUS, YOU BASTARD, YOU KILLED MY SISTER
NOW I'M COMING FOR YOUR BROKEN CLASS SYSTEM LIKE A RAGING TWISTER
LIKE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR I'LL KIDNAP YOUR PRINCESS
BECOMING KING OF YOUR FUCKED UP REALM IN 100 DAYS OR LESS
IT'S NOT YOU, RAMZA, BUT THE SYSTEM THAT IS FLAWED
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
BLAME YOURSELF OR GOD.
DELITA
IN THE OTHER BACKSTABBING CORNER
HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, HOW ARE YOU TODAY
UH OH ANOTHER PERSON GONE MISSING, JOIN ME AND PRAY
YUKIKO'S MISSING, YUKIKO'S MISSING, YUKIKO'S MISSING
RAISE HER SOCIAL LINK TO MAX AND YOU COULD EVEN BE KISSING
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, LET'S TALK ABOUT MURDER
MAN, THE WAY THAT BITCH SCREAMED WHEN I PUSHED HER INTO THE TV, YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HER
THIS LIFE, THIS EXISTENCE, IT'S ALL A SHITTY JOKE
THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME GOING IS MURDERING THE TOWNSFOLK
ADACHI
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Re: Hottest VG Villain
fixed that for ya
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Re: Hottest VG Villain
There's two votes now.
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