Brontoforumus

Kayma wrote:Bowser. Dad points.

It's amazing how worth it was to introduce that little shit Bowser Jr, just so Bowser could become a dad.

Dad Bowser is like the best idea the series has ever had.

It's still weird that he's like the only male parental role model in Nintendo's entire star system, unless you want to drag in unseen/untrustworthy weirdos like Ness's Dad or whatever.

Brentai wrote:It's still weird that he's like the only male parental role model in Nintendo's entire star system, unless you want to drag in unseen/untrustworthy weirdos like Ness's Dad or whatever.

what about Cranky Kong

10. Bowser (Mario) 9
7. Ganon (Zelda Series) 6

The wind...

Next up:

What nightmarish female AI will be starting the gas immediately today?

IN THE ENRICHMENT CORNER

THERE'S NO CRYING OVER SPILT MILK

OR BLOOD

THAT DEADLY NEUROTOXIN HIT YOU LIKE A FLOOD

HASTE YOU BETTER MAKE

OR ELSE YOU WON'T GET CAKE

GLADOS

IN THE CITADEL STATION CORNER

REMEMBER, IT IS HER WILL THAT GUIDED HER HERE

THE MEAT OF HER DEAD ENEMIES REPROGRAMMED TO HUNTER KILLERS

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SPECK

PUNY INSECT

SHODAN

This is going to be a triumph.

looks like someone won't be still alive after this round

I had to really, really fucking search my heart for this one, but while I think Glados is fucking hilarious, she never berated me silkily for all my panting and sweating.

11. GLaDOS (Portal) 5
15. SHODAN (System Shock) 7

something something cake alive and tore it to pieces and threw every piece into a fire

Next up:

IN THE OUTER HEAVEN CORNER

HE AIN'T NO BIG BOSS

BUT DON'T SAY THAT TO HIS FACE UNLESS YOU WANT TO SUFFER BIG LOSS

HIS MAY HAVE INFERIOR GENES

BUT I GUARANTEE S+ TIER MEMES

LIQUID SNAKE

IN THE BACKSTABBING CORNER

A PROUD LONELY HUNTER

RAWRRRRRR

A PENCHANT FOR TORTURE IS WHAT HE GOTS

THIS TIME, HE'S GOT TWELVE SHOTS

OCELOT

Your memes end here.

Ocelot did nothing wrong.

Except for all that stuff he did that was wrong.

I vote for Liquid Snake's Arm.

In lieu of a vote, I'm just going to repost this:

Ocelot's got that kitty call, but Liquid is Cam Clarke.

Ocelot's as Cam Clarke as he wants to be.

9. Liquid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) 4
16. Ocelot (Metal Gear series) 6



Next up:

IN THE LET'S HARNESS THE POWER OF EVIL AND BECOME IMMORTAL CORNER

HER WONDERFUL KINGDOM WILL LAST FOREVER

BUT YOU WON'T

CHILLIN' OUT IN THE BLACK OMEN IN THE SKY

IF YOU COME KNOCKIN' BE PREPARED TO SAY BYE BYE

PROPHET, I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOUR BETRAYAL

IF YOU COME AGAINST ME YOU'RE DESTINED TO FAIL

QUEEN ZEAL

IN THE PINK HAIRED MTF CORNER

SHE'S GOT THE POWER

SHE'S GOT THE BEAUTY

TO PUT YOU DOWN IS HER DUTY

OZZIE LOST TO A CAT, SLASH IN A FLASH

YOU CAN CHARM OFF MY VEST

BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT ME EVEN AT YOUR BEST

FLEA

*holds hand to mouth and laughs*

Builds an evil flying palace, summons Lavos out of the ground, and damns her own daughter to another dimension to star in a disappointing game. Get on her level, it's Queen Zeal.

Of every single villain in this poll, Flea is probably the one who has harmed the most players.