Brontoforumus

no but seriously fuck you

...well, we all knew these were gonna hurt.

What in the fuck is going on.

What is the MATTER with you guys?

A song I can hear will always beat a game I've never played.

Caithness wrote:a game I've never played.

Like I said...

psssst

misadventures of tron bonne is a wonderful magical thing but have you actually tried playing it in the last few years? 3d psx games are kinda rough, and tron bonne exists in its fantastic status mostly on atmosphere and cleverness rather than astonishingly good gameplay.

meanwhile born to be bone just fucking rules forever and always and gitaroo man is still actually fun to play!

Yeah, played it about... two years ago? And that was actually the first time, 'cause I never owned a PSX. Didn't care about graphics, cause 'that's just that era.

I admit I did give up halfway through because the harder Servbot minigames were simply beyond my reaction time. But the rest of the game was pretty fun up until that.

Don't even bother attempting it on the Vita. It maps the L2 and R2 buttons to that absurd touchpad on the back which just so happens control the targeting reticle.

Mongrel wrote:Yeah, played it about... two years ago? And that was actually the first time, 'cause I never owned a PSX. Didn't care about graphics, cause 'that's just that era.

I admit I did give up halfway through because the harder Servbot minigames were simply beyond my reaction time. But the rest of the game was pretty fun up until that.

Oh yeah, not at all ragging on the graphics; for its era, Tron Bonne actually looks really fucking sharp. It's more the controls and framerate and whatnot that make it more of a crapshoot to play, especially if you're trying to play it on something more current (i.e. PSP or Vita). where the control scheme is Not Ideal.

Now I'm just livid again that PSX games can't be played on the PS4.

3. The Misadventures of Tron Bonne (Hottest PS1 game) 4
7. Gitaroo Man - Born to be Bone (Hottest Boss Theme) 8

Next up:

8. Samus (Hottest VG Main Character)
12. Bowser (Hottest VG Villain)

I think I've played this video game.

We're all terrible at following instructions apparently.

Bow-JA
Bow-JA
Bow-JA

The once and future dilf

8. Samus (Hottest VG Main Character) 8
12. Bowser (Hottest VG Villain) 3



Next up:

2. I-No (Hottest Girl)
6. Chrono Trigger (Hottest SNES game)

Well I think I-No who I'm voting for!

chrono trigger

2. I-No (Hottest Girl) 5
6. Chrono Trigger (Hottest SNES game) 6

Somewhere, Kayin is incredibly angry. Not about this poll in any supernatural way or anything, I'm just playing the odds.

Next up:

1. Ayla (Hottest Girl)
10. Mei (Hottest Overwatch Waifu)

This was our chance to hurt Friday as much as she's hurt us. Give in to the hate!

You already hurt me all the way to my soul when you eliminated Lufia 2 in round 1 of the Hottest SNES poll.

1. Ayla (Hottest Girl) 11
10. Mei (Hottest Overwatch Waifu) 3

Ayla dominates Mei. Also, she won the poll.

That wraps up the first round.

1. Ayla (Hottest Girl)
2. I-No (Hottest Girl)
3. The Misadventures of Tron Bonne (Hottest PS1 game)
4. Megaman 2 (Hottest NES game)
5. Link to the Past (Hottest SNES game)
6. Chrono Trigger (Hottest SNES game)
7. Gitaroo Man - Born to be Bone (Hottest Boss Theme)
8. Samus (Hottest VG Main Character)
9. Disco Descent (Hottest Dungeon Theme)
10. Mei (Hottest Overwatch Waifu)
11. Mercy (Hottest Overwatch Waifu)
12. Bowser (Hottest VG Villain)
13. Gunstar Heroes (Hottest Genesis)
14. Labyrinth (Hottest Nerd Movie)

1. Ayla (Hottest Girl)
2. Link to the Past (Hottest SNES game)
3. Chrono Trigger (Hottest SNES game)
4. Gitaroo Man - Born to be Bone (Hottest Boss Theme)
5. Samus (Hottest VG Main Character)
6. Gunstar Heroes (Hottest Genesis)
7. Labyrinth (Hottest Nerd Movie)

Two girls made it through. (Ayla, Samus)
Three girls did not. (Mercy, Mei, I-No)

Overall, the top 7 are two girls, two SNES games, one DORIYAAAAAAA! game, one song, and one movie.

So so far, no category has been eliminated entirely.

I'll roll a bye so that we can go to a top 4. And...

LttP gets a pass this round. Right. That makes our top 6...