Brontoforumus

Nothing nerdy about David Bowie's dick.

There's plenty nerdy about a cast that's 95% muppetronic.

(Including David Bowie's dick.)

9. Labyrinth 8
1. Princess Mononoke 7

Next up:

11. Super Mario Bros.
19. Clue

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Clue will always win for me because it was the cause of the only table flip I've ever seen in real life.

Caithness wrote:Clue will always win for me because it was the cause of the only table flip I've ever seen in real life.

Of course you have said this knowing full well that we must now demand the whole story.

Of course.

We were watching the movie at a church activity, and a young lady who didn't normally join us for movie night was there. When the first alternate ending started, she was all like "What? You have got to be kidding me!". When the second one started, she just could not handle it, and flipped the long skinny table she was sitting at right over, spilling popcorn and I want to say pineapple slices, I don't remember exactly what but I feel like it was yellow and wet. She walked right out the building and didn't come back, presumably out of embarrassment, and I ended up having to do most of the clean up, but I wasn't even a little bit angry because of the amazingness of what I had just witnessed.

hahaha what

why would you be upset that the movie had three endings

what even is

that's amazing, you're right

Super Mario Brothers movie, without a doubt. I stand by my claim that if this hadn't been titled "The Super Mario Brothers Movie", and had instead just been this fucking insane weird-ass movie about a lost pumbers with a pet raptor in a post-apocalyptic dinosaur society in an alternate universe called something like "Italian Grimepunks of the Dinoverse" we would be absolutely showering this thing with votes.

Friday wrote:hahaha what

why would you be upset that the movie had three endings

what even is

that's amazing, you're right

It was one of the greatest days of my life.

Also, my brother comments that multiple endings to a movie making people angry is not a foreign concept to him. Just look at Hells Angels.

11. Super Mario Bros. 8
19. Clue 7

Next up:

5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
18. Metropolis (the anime one)

5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 8
18. Metropolis (the anime one) 5

Next up:

14. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
6. Spaceballs

Oof. And yet at the same time, no contest. Sorry Mel.

14. Who Framed Roger Rabbit 8
6. Spaceballs 4



Next up:

20. Blues Brothers
13. The Fifth Element

While I'll concede that Chris Tucker rocked an Egon Spengler haircut like no one before or since, I think you know where my vote is:



Fun Fact: The prison quartermaster seen just before this scene is Frank Oz.

And of course, more relevant than ever:

Ooh, ouch. This would not have looked out of place as the final matchup.

Fifth Element had ridiculous high-concept fashioney french art pieces crammed into every nook and cranny of a somehow completely believable sci-fi future, and I feel like only a nerd could truly appreciate how amazing a feat that was.

20. Blues Brothers 5
13. The Fifth Element 7



Next up:

10. Rocky Horror Picture Show
16. War Games