The victory nozzle descends.

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The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Newbie » Tue Jul 21, 2020 8:49 pm

Day 1: The victory nozzle descends.

The nozzle currently contains 1,618 L of victory sauce. It is now possible to ENTER the queue to receive a dispensation of victory sauce.

(STATUS: There have been 0 dispensations. No players have been eliminated. No players have achieved juicension.)
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Friday » Tue Jul 21, 2020 8:53 pm

is this the ENTER form for ek4
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Newbie » Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:15 pm

Somewhere in this apartment, I have a thumb drive with the four(ish) completed sections provided to me for EK4. If folks were actually interested, I could probably dig it up, but that's one Frankenstein's monster that's missing most of its key parts.

Friday has ENTERed the previously-empty queue.
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Niku » Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:19 pm

i go buckin HOGGWYLD on that nozzle
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Newbie » Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:31 pm

Niku lurches into the queue; Friday leaves the queue, heavily sauced.
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Newbie » Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:14 pm

Wherever a line forms, the possibility of commerce forms. Sensing immense promise from this swelling supply of victory sauce, a wandering auctioneer approaches and posts a notice:

* * * SPECIAL, LIMITED OFFER * * *
To celebrate the upcoming opening of the GOLDEN SAUCER AUCTION HOUSE, the next three people to obtain sauce from the queue will receive a single-use disposable item ABSOLUTELY FREE!
* * * WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, VOID WHERE PROHIBITED * * *
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Niku » Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:32 pm

it's the HOGGSUKKER3000
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby beatbandito » Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:53 pm

sauce me daddy
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby nosimpleway » Wed Jul 22, 2020 5:42 pm

Please coat me in goopy slime

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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Upthorn » Wed Jul 22, 2020 6:53 pm

Sure, why not?
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.

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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Newbie » Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:48 pm

(This is going to go a little slower than I'd originally intended--I don't have my test results back yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm getting my ass kicked by COVID right now.)
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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby zaratustra » Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:34 pm

i will not look away from

the nozzle

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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Esperath » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:32 pm

pisa katto

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pisa katto

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Re: The victory nozzle descends.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:04 pm

It's nozzle time, baby!
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