The victory nozzle descends.

[Newbie]

Day 1: The victory nozzle descends.

The nozzle currently contains 1,618 L of victory sauce. It is now possible to ENTER the queue to receive a dispensation of victory sauce.

(STATUS: There have been 0 dispensations. No players have been eliminated. No players have achieved juicension.)

[Friday]

is this the ENTER form for ek4

[Newbie]

Somewhere in this apartment, I have a thumb drive with the four(ish) completed sections provided to me for EK4. If folks were actually interested, I could probably dig it up, but that's one Frankenstein's monster that's missing most of its key parts.

Friday has ENTERed the previously-empty queue.

[Niku]

i go buckin HOGGWYLD on that nozzle

[Newbie]

Niku lurches into the queue; Friday leaves the queue, heavily sauced.

[Newbie]

Wherever a line forms, the possibility of commerce forms. Sensing immense promise from this swelling supply of victory sauce, a wandering auctioneer approaches and posts a notice:

* * * SPECIAL, LIMITED OFFER * * *
To celebrate the upcoming opening of the GOLDEN SAUCER AUCTION HOUSE, the next three people to obtain sauce from the queue will receive a single-use disposable item ABSOLUTELY FREE!
* * * WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, VOID WHERE PROHIBITED * * *

[Niku]

it's the HOGGSUKKER3000

[beatbandito]

sauce me daddy

[nosimpleway]

Please coat me in goopy slime

[Upthorn]

Sure, why not?

[Newbie]

(This is going to go a little slower than I'd originally intended--I don't have my test results back yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm getting my ass kicked by COVID right now.)

[zaratustra]

i will not look away from

the nozzle

[Esperath]

[Mongrel]

It's nozzle time, baby!