Brontoforumus

Someone's going to need a 40m long chainsaw at that rate.

I always wondered what happened to JDigital.

As a friend pointed out, it's great that there's a perfectly normal ability in there: Nearly everyone can see for two miles without a lens.

In fact, I can see the sun, and I'm mostly sure that it's more than two miles away.

Joke's on you, there's a lens on your eyeball.

Source (until CG takes it down): https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/act/d/ ... 16306.html

Someone should tell her about how it takes about a week after sex for a fertilized egg to implant in the uterus and for the pregnancy to technically begin.

Like, it's not like he climaxes and then BAM PREGNANT. It's more like he climaxes, the egg floats around for a while, and then BOOP PREGNANT as she's standing in the grocery store, trying to figure out which brand of shreaded wheat makes for the best übermenschen.

I dunno, maybe the sex itself is the only important part. I wouldn't really know, it's been a while since I researched anything on batshit crystal-gripping babycrafting. Either way, she should've gotten this sorted out way sooner.

"My heritage is strong and pure."
"Drugs are OK."

My race in a nutshell.

"We will align perfectly and create a new superhuman, the universe shall imbue us with its power and in that instant all life will become one, also we'll be fucking high as fuck so that this seems cool and deep and not stupid"

"also, must like cats"

what

i mean

i'm not arguing I guess

They're trying to create Soma, obviously. (I am not going to stop making AoS jokes until the eclipse passes)

1) I can't believe there's a whole Tumblr about putting googly eyes on video game covers. Actually, I totally can.
2) Oh my god.

Bleach and the figurehead on Hook are my favourites.