Brontoforumus

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:13 pm**

I'm going to file this away for the next time it's appropriate:

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:04 am**

Posted: **Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:22 am**

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:56 pm**

beatbandito wrote:They are incorrect about that even being the best Muppets Christmas movie when there exists one where all the Muppets across all worlds converge for Christmas.

And here it is:

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:33 pm**

One Russian guy decided to answer the question of "What are you doing this holiday season?" with "Get high as fuck and drive through an airport".

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:41 am**

Unused footage from Blues Brothers 2000.

It's good to see that in a time when terrorists are driving through all sorts of big events to hurt people, Russians are still doing it because of substance abuse.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:02 pm**

I doubt he was wasted. Look at him go through the open doors super spot on. That's some quality driving.

My favorite part is when he went to the stairs and backed up. "Wait no, taking the stairs would be *reckless*"

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:38 pm**

Apparently he used to be a police special ops guy.

Also they say he was "on drugs" but apparently he was just roaring drunk and only had some weed in the car (which Russian news sources have of course parlayed as him being high rather than drunk).