Penis or Rocky Mountain Oysters? Penis or Rocky Mountain Oysters? My good sir, as you should be well aware of from the name it's not a proper cock & ball torture unless both the cock and the balls are involved. Now I hear you asking "who are you, telling us what is and isn't cbt?" And I say, good sir, that I am none other than Jonathon Mayberry, current owner and proprietor of Mama Mayberry's Cock & Ball Torturarium.
Now for those of you not experienced in the field, Mama Mayberry's has over 200 years of family run cock & ball torture history. That's a level of both experience and dedication you just wont get at these fly-by-night cbt establishments. So remember, when you want your cock & balls tortured right, Mama Mayberry's'll squeeze 'em tight!
I put that on as I was making my bed, leaving me with approximately 20 more minutes after it ended to go crazy and rant. Now I'm going to type it out here as a punishment.
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