Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death
Re: Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death
I really hate it when people recommend a book and say something like "once you slog through the first 200 shitty pages, the rest is awesome!" but if you did enjoy pre caprablight Souls, post caprablight souls is more of that, so if you think you can power through you might want to.
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Well, the good news is at the urging and encouragement (and tactical advice) of my internet friends, I finally managed to kill Capra by using the ledge and the stairs. I even got to downstab him once when he fell trying to get at me, which felt really really good.
So I then proceeded to the Depths and cleared the whole thing out without dying. Life on kill ring is making stuff easier.
Gaping Dragon was a really fun and cool boss. Now I've got Blightown ahead of me, but I've got better gear now. I may take a vacation in the Dark Garden or whatever it's called first.
So I then proceeded to the Depths and cleared the whole thing out without dying. Life on kill ring is making stuff easier.
Gaping Dragon was a really fun and cool boss. Now I've got Blightown ahead of me, but I've got better gear now. I may take a vacation in the Dark Garden or whatever it's called first.
Re: Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death
Resistances work for real. If you have a set of shadow gear, which I think you can find near capra, you'll be able to up your poison resist significantly. As for the toxic darts, a really good counter is the Spider Shield, which can be found in the depths on a ledge above the giant rat, as it blocks 100% of poison damage, so where a normal shield blocking a dark will still build up some toxic on you, blocking with that shield will not. Finally, you can buy blooming purple moss (cures toxic) from the female undead merchant who's behind the bars at the far end of the aquaduct from Firelink, heading toward the shortcut to lower undead burg.
I also strongly advise revisiting the Undead Asylum (Look at a video, explaining how to get back is really hard) for the Rusted Iron Ring, which lets you move at full speed in deep water, which will be important at the bottom of blight town.
I also strongly advise revisiting the Undead Asylum (Look at a video, explaining how to get back is really hard) for the Rusted Iron Ring, which lets you move at full speed in deep water, which will be important at the bottom of blight town.
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Played a ton yesterday and stayed up waaay too late doing it.
Went and killed Havel and got his ring. Holy shit this ring guys.
HAIL HYRDA (i ran away)
What's this lizard thing GET BACK HERE
oh hey he dropped some things
TREE MONSTERS
GIANT KNIGHTS
ELITE ARMOR SET I WILL USE YOU
hey a giant butterfly i don't have ranged weapons at all
uhhhh
shit can i even beat this boss?
oh hey it's resting WAIL ON IT
okay Blighttown time
we'll go in from the depths I guess
take it slow but sure
slow but sure
I can do this
OH GOD THE BRIDGE IS MOVING UNDER MY FEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAfuck you blowgun guyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM
OH GOD I FOUND A BONFIRE I AM SO HAPPY
oh, yeah, game, like this chest isn't a mimic
oh i guess it's not a mimic DOUBLE FAKE OUT
DARK SPIRIT MILDRED THE MANEATER HAS INVADED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A PVP
haha no it's just fake pvp haha look at her go
lets explore the swamp OH GOD GIANT LEECHES JUST WHAT EVERY GIRL WANTED
dude you assholes stop throwing rocks at me
EWWW YOU GUYS HAVE EGGS ALL OVER YOU
oh shit I can summon Mildred? WE'RE GONNA BE BEST BUDS
HELLO SPIDER BOSS HOW ARE YOU DOIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHOOOOAAAA YOU'RE A GIRL?!??!?! marry me
Mildred.
Mildred no.
Don't
No you have to
no don't
no you have to GO AROUND the lava
YOU DIED
w/e I'll just solo her
YOU DIED
What the FUCK that explosion attack one shot me
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
VICTORY ACHIEVED
BELL NO. 2 ACHIEVED
what's this message on the ground says something about a fake wall
uhhh sure, I serve the lady w/e
HOLY SHIT WAIFU NO. 2
YES I WILL GIVE YOU MY HUMANITY THAT YOU WILL PUT IN YOUR EGGS *wink wink*
<leeham> go let an egg dude grab you
uhhhh okay sure
why is my guy scratching the back of his neck so much what is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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oh hey egg dude you like me now cool can you uh, take care of this, you know, my head situation
fuck it's 3 in the morning GOODNIGHT
next up: Friday explores lavaworld
Went and killed Havel and got his ring. Holy shit this ring guys.
HAIL HYRDA (i ran away)
What's this lizard thing GET BACK HERE
oh hey he dropped some things
TREE MONSTERS
GIANT KNIGHTS
ELITE ARMOR SET I WILL USE YOU
hey a giant butterfly i don't have ranged weapons at all
uhhhh
shit can i even beat this boss?
oh hey it's resting WAIL ON IT
okay Blighttown time
we'll go in from the depths I guess
take it slow but sure
slow but sure
I can do this
OH GOD THE BRIDGE IS MOVING UNDER MY FEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAfuck you blowgun guyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM
OH GOD I FOUND A BONFIRE I AM SO HAPPY
oh, yeah, game, like this chest isn't a mimic
oh i guess it's not a mimic DOUBLE FAKE OUT
DARK SPIRIT MILDRED THE MANEATER HAS INVADED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A PVP
haha no it's just fake pvp haha look at her go
lets explore the swamp OH GOD GIANT LEECHES JUST WHAT EVERY GIRL WANTED
dude you assholes stop throwing rocks at me
EWWW YOU GUYS HAVE EGGS ALL OVER YOU
oh shit I can summon Mildred? WE'RE GONNA BE BEST BUDS
HELLO SPIDER BOSS HOW ARE YOU DOIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHOOOOAAAA YOU'RE A GIRL?!??!?! marry me
Mildred.
Mildred no.
Don't
No you have to
no don't
no you have to GO AROUND the lava
YOU DIED
w/e I'll just solo her
YOU DIED
What the FUCK that explosion attack one shot me
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
VICTORY ACHIEVED
BELL NO. 2 ACHIEVED
what's this message on the ground says something about a fake wall
uhhh sure, I serve the lady w/e
HOLY SHIT WAIFU NO. 2
YES I WILL GIVE YOU MY HUMANITY THAT YOU WILL PUT IN YOUR EGGS *wink wink*
<leeham> go let an egg dude grab you
uhhhh okay sure
why is my guy scratching the back of his neck so much what is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh hey egg dude you like me now cool can you uh, take care of this, you know, my head situation
fuck it's 3 in the morning GOODNIGHT
next up: Friday explores lavaworld
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Upcoming best boss name in Souls.
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Hidden drawback of being an egghead, you only get half the souls gained from kills due to the parasite taking half.
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Holy shit it's almost 5am OR:
THE ADVENTURES OF FRIDAY IN LAVALAND AND BEYOND
hmm hmm hmm whoa that's a big fire dude weird he's not attacking me oh there's a corpse with some treasure on it WELP
APPLIED TAMPON
ACHIEVED VICTORY
okay cool the lava's all draining and
oh wow that's a lot of bull demon dudes ok well I'll just pull them one at a time real carefully
WHATS THAT? TREASURE IN THE LAVA? HAHA I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE HOW LITTLE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DYING
okay well what's the other way
...
...
...
IT'S YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
YEAH BUT NOW I'VE GOT WIDE OPEN SPACE AND YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR DOGS YOU FUCK
DIE
okay that felt good what's over hereeeeeeeeeeeeee OH GOD TWO AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK
NEVERMIND THIS ZONE LETS GO BACK TO FIRELINK SHRINE
OK MAKING THE CLIMB OUT OF BLIGHTTOWN, FACES DOWN AND WE'RE HOMEBOUND
hey cool I found a estus reinforcement thingy guarded by FIVE MILLION BLOWGUN GUYS AND SOME FAGGOT DOGS GOD I HATE ALL DOGS i can give it to fire maiden girl thing when I get back to Firelink WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S DEAD
I KNEW THAT FUCKING GOLD DUDE WAS BAD NEWS HE LAUGHED A LOT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERYONE LAUGHS A LOT IN THIS GAME
okay well I'm gonna HELLO WHO ARE YOU YOU BIG FUCKING SNAKE WITH WEIRD TEETH
<seymour> feed me i'll give you souls
SHOVEL EVERYTHING DOWN YOUR THROAT
imma buy that crest thing from Andre and finish exploring the forest I guess
I AM BEING ATTACKED BY GHOST KNIGHTS
so um, I'm just gonna run past these guys cause a note said "safe zone ahead" and wow a kitty!
hehehe kitty
um sure I'll join your covenant i guess i don't understand how it works at all but it stops these dudes from hitting me so that's cool
what's up weird looking dude yeah you're cool I'm cool good to be with you too
hey what's in this chest oh
what
the
FUCK
guess who's a stone knight guys
So, I'm probably at the point where choosing a weapon to use should be done fairly soon. I'm currently using a Longsword +9 and it has served me well, but I'm wondering if I should look for anything else.
THE ADVENTURES OF FRIDAY IN LAVALAND AND BEYOND
hmm hmm hmm whoa that's a big fire dude weird he's not attacking me oh there's a corpse with some treasure on it WELP
APPLIED TAMPON
ACHIEVED VICTORY
okay cool the lava's all draining and
oh wow that's a lot of bull demon dudes ok well I'll just pull them one at a time real carefully
WHATS THAT? TREASURE IN THE LAVA? HAHA I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE HOW LITTLE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DYING
okay well what's the other way
...
...
...
IT'S YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
YEAH BUT NOW I'VE GOT WIDE OPEN SPACE AND YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR DOGS YOU FUCK
DIE
okay that felt good what's over hereeeeeeeeeeeeee OH GOD TWO AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK
NEVERMIND THIS ZONE LETS GO BACK TO FIRELINK SHRINE
OK MAKING THE CLIMB OUT OF BLIGHTTOWN, FACES DOWN AND WE'RE HOMEBOUND
hey cool I found a estus reinforcement thingy guarded by FIVE MILLION BLOWGUN GUYS AND SOME FAGGOT DOGS GOD I HATE ALL DOGS i can give it to fire maiden girl thing when I get back to Firelink WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S DEAD
I KNEW THAT FUCKING GOLD DUDE WAS BAD NEWS HE LAUGHED A LOT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERYONE LAUGHS A LOT IN THIS GAME
okay well I'm gonna HELLO WHO ARE YOU YOU BIG FUCKING SNAKE WITH WEIRD TEETH
<seymour> feed me i'll give you souls
SHOVEL EVERYTHING DOWN YOUR THROAT
imma buy that crest thing from Andre and finish exploring the forest I guess
I AM BEING ATTACKED BY GHOST KNIGHTS
so um, I'm just gonna run past these guys cause a note said "safe zone ahead" and wow a kitty!
hehehe kitty
um sure I'll join your covenant i guess i don't understand how it works at all but it stops these dudes from hitting me so that's cool
what's up weird looking dude yeah you're cool I'm cool good to be with you too
hey what's in this chest oh
what
the
FUCK
guess who's a stone knight guys
So, I'm probably at the point where choosing a weapon to use should be done fairly soon. I'm currently using a Longsword +9 and it has served me well, but I'm wondering if I should look for anything else.
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Did you get a weapon drop from any of the Black Knights? The Halberd and Greatsword especially are pretty boss. Did you meet any mushroom friends? You should go tell them hi.
Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem
Re: Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death
Choosing a weapon in Dark Souls is largely a matter of "do I like the moveset" and "if I care about scaling, does it scale with my stats". It's hard to go wrong with anything that's not a whip or a fist weapon (or a shield; my dual-wield greatshield build was hilarious but I don't recommend it). Even the basic longsword is a solid choice!
Re: Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death
Epic fail there Siegward. Fighting with me against Yhorm does not mean 'Get trapped in a corner and mushed before I get the Storm Ruler powered up'
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Spent last night farming, mostly. Got enough endurance to wear stone plate + havel's ring to not fat roll while killing leeches for large titanite so I could level my Baller Swag Sword to +10. (After reading up on straight swords, seems that's the best one unless you're willing to go 40/40 with the longsword)
Will be heading into Sen's Fortress tonight unless Overwatch distracts me.
Will be heading into Sen's Fortress tonight unless Overwatch distracts me.
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Destynova wrote:Epic fail there Siegward. Fighting with me against Yhorm does not mean 'Get trapped in a corner and mushed before I get the Storm Ruler powered up'
Whereas, my Squidward literally killed him on his own while I laid on the ground in the Stretch out emote.
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Kazz is equipped with a mighty load.
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CHAPTER SEN'S FORTRESS
STARRING: FUCKING SNAKE DUDES WHO SHOOT LIGHTNING, FRIDAY'S INABILITY TO NOT WALK OFF LEDGES INTO BOTTOMLESS PITS
PART ONE OF TEN:
ok so people have been talking up this fortress a lot in chat so I'm gonna be careful, I made it through Blighttown, I can make it through anythi -- OW OW WHAT THE FUCK DARTS
hey whoa snek dudes what is uuuuuuuuuuup what kinda of attacks do you guys have WHOA that's a big leap ok I'll just circle around behind, simple enough, even though there were two of you, it's no biggie as long as I have space to fight you guys in I can just circle around and backstab
*ALL FURTHER SNEK DUDES IN FORTRESS PLACED IN NARROW HALLWAYS/LEDGES*
haha swinging guillotines man this place is just exactly like the tower of execution from Castlevania 64 LIGHTNING BOLT FROM ABOVE/SIDE
hey what's that huge booming noise it's really unnerving FLATTENED BY ROCK
somehow still alive and haven't died yet! Well I'll just continue past this narrow ledge and
*friday walks off cliff*
YOU DIED
okay well i mean gotta learn the traps no biggie
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
WHAT THE FUCK SNEK DUDE YOU FOLLOWED ME ALL THE WAY UP HERE??!?!
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
wow lot of rings in this place
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
hey a giant golem thing is throwing flaming rocks at me
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck
WHERE IS THE BONFIRE GAME
YOU DIED
FUCK WHERE IS THE BONFIRE I oh it was literally right below where I died cool
hey dude i got your rapier lost prince whatever mcface
okay well time to kill this giant who's been chucking shit at me
oh my god he had a tantrum and then sat down so i could kill him, how adorable
okay boss time
THATS A BIG DUDE
WHOA HE PICKED ME UP AND THREW ME OFF THE KEEP
LETS TRY STANDING UNDER HIS LEGS
VICTORY ACHIEVED
lol
hey what's this ring of light doing here maybe I should touch it and see what AAAAAAA GARGOYLES ARE FLYING ME TO a really neat place? okay
hey more knights with big ass shields and halberds cool
"amazing chest ahead"
what i don't see any chest what is
*talks to nearby npc in full armor*
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a chick
Thrusting attacks worked way better in Sen's than slashing. Not just because the quarters were cramped either, everything had shitloads of slash resist.
STARRING: FUCKING SNAKE DUDES WHO SHOOT LIGHTNING, FRIDAY'S INABILITY TO NOT WALK OFF LEDGES INTO BOTTOMLESS PITS
PART ONE OF TEN:
ok so people have been talking up this fortress a lot in chat so I'm gonna be careful, I made it through Blighttown, I can make it through anythi -- OW OW WHAT THE FUCK DARTS
hey whoa snek dudes what is uuuuuuuuuuup what kinda of attacks do you guys have WHOA that's a big leap ok I'll just circle around behind, simple enough, even though there were two of you, it's no biggie as long as I have space to fight you guys in I can just circle around and backstab
*ALL FURTHER SNEK DUDES IN FORTRESS PLACED IN NARROW HALLWAYS/LEDGES*
haha swinging guillotines man this place is just exactly like the tower of execution from Castlevania 64 LIGHTNING BOLT FROM ABOVE/SIDE
hey what's that huge booming noise it's really unnerving FLATTENED BY ROCK
somehow still alive and haven't died yet! Well I'll just continue past this narrow ledge and
*friday walks off cliff*
YOU DIED
okay well i mean gotta learn the traps no biggie
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
WHAT THE FUCK SNEK DUDE YOU FOLLOWED ME ALL THE WAY UP HERE??!?!
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
wow lot of rings in this place
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
hey a giant golem thing is throwing flaming rocks at me
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck
WHERE IS THE BONFIRE GAME
YOU DIED
FUCK WHERE IS THE BONFIRE I oh it was literally right below where I died cool
hey dude i got your rapier lost prince whatever mcface
okay well time to kill this giant who's been chucking shit at me
oh my god he had a tantrum and then sat down so i could kill him, how adorable
okay boss time
THATS A BIG DUDE
WHOA HE PICKED ME UP AND THREW ME OFF THE KEEP
LETS TRY STANDING UNDER HIS LEGS
VICTORY ACHIEVED
lol
hey what's this ring of light doing here maybe I should touch it and see what AAAAAAA GARGOYLES ARE FLYING ME TO a really neat place? okay
hey more knights with big ass shields and halberds cool
"amazing chest ahead"
what i don't see any chest what is
*talks to nearby npc in full armor*
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a chick
Thrusting attacks worked way better in Sen's than slashing. Not just because the quarters were cramped either, everything had shitloads of slash resist.
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Re: Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death
Aw man, you missed Bros #3 and #2, meaning also a broess later on. Unless you talked to the onion knight outside Sen's before ringing the bells. Bro #3 was just for the fight if it gives you any issue.
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TARKUSSSSSS!
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CHAPTER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE KNIGHTS ARE SHOOTING SPEARS FROM BOWS BIGGER THAN GOD AT ME
hey guys what's up in this zone oh big ass knight enemies cool hey it's a gargoyle thing and then some more fucking catwalking while fighting cultists
hmm hmm hmm, no big deal, just dark souls things
hey it's those dudes who brought me here from Sen's Fortress, hey guys how it's HEY DID YOU JUST STAB ME WITH YOUR LIGHTNING SPEAR OKAY I WAS GONNA TALK YOU GUYS SEEMED COOL BUT NOW I AM GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY +10 SWORD
whew ok THATS over now where do I -- hey uh there's a spear sticking out of my head
YOU DIED
okay whatever this time I'll be get to those archers and HOLY SHIT THEY'RE BLACK KNIGHTS
YOU DIED
wait okay i can do this just parry riposte ain't no thang clam down fridar
HAHA YEAH YOU LIKE IT WHEN I STAB YOU IN YOUR DICK YEAH YOU LIKE THAT?!
OH MY GOD SUNNNNNNNNBRO WHAT IS UP WITH YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOVE YOU OF COURSE I DO
more knights ho hum
OH MY GOD ONION-SAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
DUDE NO PROB I CAN TAKE THESE GUYS
thanks for the ring bro
*immediately throws it away for being shit*
later onion-san, you lovable weirdo
hey it's a giant and he wants to forge me stuff
"no talk, only forge."
"no talk, all friends left, long ago."
"you talk. is good. me no talk. just forge."
thatfeel.jpg
alright lets do this fight, the fight of fights, the mights of rights, the greatest duo in the history of history, the bros who defined what it meant to be before ho(s), introducing, in all their golden glory, Ornsbro and Smoubro
YOU DIED
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YOU DIEDYOU DIEDYOU DIEDYOU DIEDYOU DIED
FUCK YOU I'M NOT USING SUMMONS I AM HFC
YOU DIED
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OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING TRACER
wait wrong game
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
VICTORY ACHIEVED
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bitches get rekt
alright what's up this elevator oh cool a bonfire alright well there's a message here that says "needs grabbing with both hands" i wonder what's behind this door --
MARRY ME
hey guys what's up in this zone oh big ass knight enemies cool hey it's a gargoyle thing and then some more fucking catwalking while fighting cultists
hmm hmm hmm, no big deal, just dark souls things
hey it's those dudes who brought me here from Sen's Fortress, hey guys how it's HEY DID YOU JUST STAB ME WITH YOUR LIGHTNING SPEAR OKAY I WAS GONNA TALK YOU GUYS SEEMED COOL BUT NOW I AM GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY +10 SWORD
whew ok THATS over now where do I -- hey uh there's a spear sticking out of my head
YOU DIED
okay whatever this time I'll be get to those archers and HOLY SHIT THEY'RE BLACK KNIGHTS
YOU DIED
wait okay i can do this just parry riposte ain't no thang clam down fridar
HAHA YEAH YOU LIKE IT WHEN I STAB YOU IN YOUR DICK YEAH YOU LIKE THAT?!
OH MY GOD SUNNNNNNNNBRO WHAT IS UP WITH YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOVE YOU OF COURSE I DO
more knights ho hum
OH MY GOD ONION-SAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
DUDE NO PROB I CAN TAKE THESE GUYS
thanks for the ring bro
*immediately throws it away for being shit*
later onion-san, you lovable weirdo
hey it's a giant and he wants to forge me stuff
"no talk, only forge."
"no talk, all friends left, long ago."
"you talk. is good. me no talk. just forge."
thatfeel.jpg
alright lets do this fight, the fight of fights, the mights of rights, the greatest duo in the history of history, the bros who defined what it meant to be before ho(s), introducing, in all their golden glory, Ornsbro and Smoubro
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIEDYOU DIEDYOU DIEDYOU DIEDYOU DIED
FUCK YOU I'M NOT USING SUMMONS I AM HFC
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING TRACER
wait wrong game
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
VICTORY ACHIEVED
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bitches get rekt
alright what's up this elevator oh cool a bonfire alright well there's a message here that says "needs grabbing with both hands" i wonder what's behind this door --
MARRY ME
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Golden Murderer down, girl restored.
"don't talk to me im impure"
what
HEY SIGGGGGGGGGGGY what's up you're gonna go "down below" soon? uh k
hey Frampt here's the lordvessel what should I do with it
"hold still"
ok um what are we going to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"ok put the lordvessel over there"
alright cool how do we get back
"hold still"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
okay um so I have to go kill some fools?
Gravelord Nito? Really? Wasn't he in the intro as one of the very first god/lord people? You want me to go kill a god.
"yeah no biggie also these other dudes"
you know what fine Frampt I mean I already beat Orns and Smough how fucking bad can the incarnation of death and decay really be
here have some equipment I don't need
ok later you fucking weirdo
<leeham> go to forest next
uh sure i guess
what's this a boss room
whoa a big grave
PUPPY
<Sif> I am good at holding things in my mouth
I WONDER IF STAND UNDER LEGS AND MASH ATTACK BUTTON WORKS ON THIS BOSS TOO
<Sif> fuck you you fuckin' piece of shit i swear on me mum
alright got em low time to --
;_;
having failed to defeat me with Orns and Smough, the game is now attempting to destroy me emotionally
alright fuck it, someone mentioned that very large ember was in new londo and i want my +15 so here we go
FUCKING GHOSTS HOW DO YOU WORK
oh i have these transient curses
yay now i can kill you and block you that's awesome alright now--
*friday is murdered through walls, floors, and ceilings*
FUCK THIS GHOST EARTH
"oh i see you have the lordvessel here's the key blah blah blah darkwraiths blah blah"
shutup do you know where very large ember is
"i assure you the darkwraiths are real bad"
fuck you
okay water drained, time to find this very large ember
who are you undead knight dudes who block with black holes are you darkwraiths
whoooaaaa that's a big black blob who spits skulls that explode at me
smithers do your worst
exploring exploring exploring, where could my ember beeeeeeeeee
FOUND IT
yaaaaaaaaeaaaah bitch my attack went from 250 to 350
UP NEXT: Friday attempts to kill A God, I guess
"don't talk to me im impure"
what
HEY SIGGGGGGGGGGGY what's up you're gonna go "down below" soon? uh k
hey Frampt here's the lordvessel what should I do with it
"hold still"
ok um what are we going to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"ok put the lordvessel over there"
alright cool how do we get back
"hold still"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
okay um so I have to go kill some fools?
Gravelord Nito? Really? Wasn't he in the intro as one of the very first god/lord people? You want me to go kill a god.
"yeah no biggie also these other dudes"
you know what fine Frampt I mean I already beat Orns and Smough how fucking bad can the incarnation of death and decay really be
here have some equipment I don't need
ok later you fucking weirdo
<leeham> go to forest next
uh sure i guess
what's this a boss room
whoa a big grave
PUPPY
<Sif> I am good at holding things in my mouth
I WONDER IF STAND UNDER LEGS AND MASH ATTACK BUTTON WORKS ON THIS BOSS TOO
<Sif> fuck you you fuckin' piece of shit i swear on me mum
alright got em low time to --
;_;
having failed to defeat me with Orns and Smough, the game is now attempting to destroy me emotionally
alright fuck it, someone mentioned that very large ember was in new londo and i want my +15 so here we go
FUCKING GHOSTS HOW DO YOU WORK
oh i have these transient curses
yay now i can kill you and block you that's awesome alright now--
*friday is murdered through walls, floors, and ceilings*
FUCK THIS GHOST EARTH
"oh i see you have the lordvessel here's the key blah blah blah darkwraiths blah blah"
shutup do you know where very large ember is
"i assure you the darkwraiths are real bad"
fuck you
okay water drained, time to find this very large ember
who are you undead knight dudes who block with black holes are you darkwraiths
whoooaaaa that's a big black blob who spits skulls that explode at me
smithers do your worst
exploring exploring exploring, where could my ember beeeeeeeeee
FOUND IT
yaaaaaaaaeaaaah bitch my attack went from 250 to 350
UP NEXT: Friday attempts to kill A God, I guess
Re: Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death
Killed Nito a few days ago, and then Four Kings. Just finished Painted World before I posted this.
Tomb of Giants was rad. I didn't have a light source but after some helpful advice from Finalfight, Patches kicked me into a pit and I got a lantern.
INFINITE BABY SKELETONS
Nito's design was rad, though the boss fight wasn't particularly difficult. He got me the first time because I didn't have my divine club equipped and I ran around like a crazy person and aggroed the Giant Skeletons in the back. Even so I still got him to 25% hp.
Second time I just bashed the skeletons down and then took him slow and sure.
I had already cleared out New Londo ruins, so it was just a matter of falling into the Abyss. I had the ring and managed to one shot the Kings, though I used all 10 estus to do it. Amazing fight.
Decided to check out Painted World. Great zone, though those fucking toxic zombies man.
Didn't fight Prissy, couldn't bring myself to kill the Ultimate Waifu. Lee-Ham you were right all along.
All that's left now is Duke's Archives, Hell, and the DLC.
Tomb of Giants was rad. I didn't have a light source but after some helpful advice from Finalfight, Patches kicked me into a pit and I got a lantern.
INFINITE BABY SKELETONS
Nito's design was rad, though the boss fight wasn't particularly difficult. He got me the first time because I didn't have my divine club equipped and I ran around like a crazy person and aggroed the Giant Skeletons in the back. Even so I still got him to 25% hp.
Second time I just bashed the skeletons down and then took him slow and sure.
I had already cleared out New Londo ruins, so it was just a matter of falling into the Abyss. I had the ring and managed to one shot the Kings, though I used all 10 estus to do it. Amazing fight.
Decided to check out Painted World. Great zone, though those fucking toxic zombies man.
Didn't fight Prissy, couldn't bring myself to kill the Ultimate Waifu. Lee-Ham you were right all along.
All that's left now is Duke's Archives, Hell, and the DLC.
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