PART FIVE: FRIDAY LOOKED UP WHAT PART THIS IS
Previously, on Dark Souls:<Friday> what's up guyyyyyyyyyyyyys and welcome to another post by me, your eternal brosister Friday, don't forget to like and subscribe!
<Reader> *skips ahead several lines*
<Friday> so last time on Friday plays Dark Try Tongue But Hole we went down into the brobdingnagian but hole in Majula and dbajfbgasoifnwobgfouwa
<Friday> dfbhsuigfabsolifb4ewo
<Friday> dhaoifghasoiifgaw
<Friday> and if you want to support me on patreon you can --
<Reader> *continues skipping ahead*
<Friday> here is a badly inserted vine meme
<Friday> and that's why Rem is the best girl fuck all the haters but I will accept Crossbreed Priscilla or That Bitch at The Bottom Of Blighttown With The Cleaver as second best
<Friday> MOM I CAN'T I'M WRITING MY LETS PLAY NO I CAN'T IT'S A CLAN LETS PLAY
fuck it lets do this shit
TO THE SHADED FOREST
haha when I hit this tree it makes a funny noise
*backstabbed*
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP BACKSTABBING ME
*plops head over shoulder*
"cause it's easy. ... and it does a lot of damage."
oh hey we're out of the mist thank god my poor but hole
so what's up with this area Shaded Ruins huh
<Pot> hahahahahahahahaha
jokes on you pot I'm already at maximum hollow so you can't curse me I haven't used a single human effigy this whole game because remember USING CONSUMABLES IS FOR FAGGOTS
<Giant Manscorpion> "..."
oh I remember this I need to give you humanity so you feel better sorry about killing your sister
jk i need a ring
<Manscorpion> I want you to kill my sister
uh you mean your wife
<Manscorpion> yeah yeah shit what'd i say also my name is Tark
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit like Black Iron Tarkus??!!?!?
<Manscorpion Tark> I dunno all the lore is so vague
<Cat back in town> hahaha Seethe was a faggot
alright lets unpetrify some of these statues of Lion-O
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULLLLLL, I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE THEEEEEEEE POWWWWWWWWWWWW--
wrong show idiot
<Nice Ass Bird> thanks for rescuing me i have boss weapons i live just up the road in brightstone cove tesla
<Friday> nice ass
<Nice Ass Bird> thanks
DARK SPIRIT <name that cannot possibly be an NPC> HAS INVADED YOUR WORLDOH SHIT IT'S MY FIRST REAL INVASION OUTSIDE OF A PVP AREA IT'S A REAL PERSON WHAT DO I DO
OH SHIT THERE SHE IS SHE'S WEARING CASTER GEAR
SHE'S WAVING AT ME
I KNOW I'LL RUN DIRECTLY AT HER
YOU DIEDalright whatever time to fuck up this boss
oh hey it's a naked chick with a scorpion for a butt HOW ORIGINAL
brb opening my monstergirl porn folder
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd screenshot
thanks for the souls bitch
<Friday> hey Tark man I killed your wife or whatever
<Tark> thanks here's a piece of wood
alright what's up with this next zone Doors of Pharros huh is this gonna be like a maze with a bunch of contraptions and shit
hey a huge elephant with a sword
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd screenshot
YOU ARE BEING SUMMONED AS A GREY PHANTOM
<Friday> wat
<Ratbro sitting on ledge above you spamming poison magic> You got 99 problems and all my traps are active so uhhhh you're gonna die
<Friday> *has no idea what is going on*
<Friday> RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNING
<Friday> hey a ladder
<Friday> hey it's that bitch IS THAT THE SAME BITCH WHO INVADED ME JUMPING LEAP ATTACK ROLLING MAGIC DODGE POISONED USING ITEMS SLASH SLASH SLASH
CLAYMORE+10 YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL DO NOT FAIL ME NOW OW OH GOD A FLYING SAWBLADE
<Friday> *wins somehow*
<Friday> wat
TO THE INTERNET
oh shit ratbros eh alright
*proceeds to purposely hang around to get summoned, and now that she knows what's going on, loses every encounter*
whatever lets see what the boss is
OH THERE YOU ARE, GIANT RAT
<Rat King> you fucking traitor you left our covenant between posting this shit
ok whatever you're still a weirdo
MOVING ON
hey it's Brightstone Cove where Nice Ass Bird said she'd be also Pate who maybe is my friend lives here
*Resident Evil 4 jokes*
you guys are so bad at being spiders no really
so
many
spiders
<Black Headcrab Infected> hey
<Friday> what are you doing here you belong in the half-life universe
<Black Headcrab Infected> i got bored
<The Duke's Dear Freyja> I'M THE brobdingnagiest SPIDER OF THEM ALL
<Friday> well gee
<The Duke's Dear Freyja> IMMA FIRIN' MAH LASOR
GREAT SOUL EMBRACED
Next time: let's finish up Iron Keep where men with long kata--
<Friday> hey what happened with Pate and Creighton I never met them
TO THE INTERNET
oh haha i have to go back to earthen peak and finish pate's shit there
OKAY
OKAY BACK HEY THERE YOU TWO ARE
I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT I'M ENDING IT IF YOU KEEP STABBING EACH OTHER I'M TURNING THIS CAR AROUND
<Pate> but moooooooooooom, creighton's a serial killer and i'm your friend, maybe
<Creighton> I'm going to fucking kill you, Pate!
<Pate> moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
<Creighton> HE KEEPS TOUCHING ME
<Pate> ADDITIONAL STEREOTYPICAL KIDS IN BACKSEAT BEING FAGGOTS
ARE YOU TWO USING CONSUMABLES BACK THERE
*kills Creighton because Pate is maybe my friend*
<Pate> thanks here's a key to a room with some chests that are totally not booby trapped i swear hehe haha hehe haha hehe OH MAN THATS GONNA LEAVE A SCAR
<Friday> you have to wait till I open the chest and set off the trap before you say that last part
<Pate> my bad
NEXT TIME: let's finish up Iron Keep where men with long katanas vigorously thrust them into my flesh