A Magical Gathering

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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Mongrel » Fri Apr 28, 2023 5:03 pm


The answer to Gabe's question is "When your new CEO is the former CLO of Philip Morris..."

Which, honestly, the real question I want an answer to is how that happened. Yeah, evil corporations blah blah blah, but geez, even by corporate standards, that's a hell of a choice.
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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Friday » Fri Apr 28, 2023 5:48 pm

It's insane to me that the fucking Pinkertons still exist
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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Mongrel » Fri Apr 28, 2023 5:59 pm

Yeah, that's never gonna stop blowing my mind no matter how many times they show up.

And they've been showing up a lot lately! :/
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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Mongrel » Thu May 04, 2023 3:41 pm

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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Friday » Thu May 04, 2023 11:29 pm

here's one for free:

don't use the pinkertons

ever

for anything
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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Büge » Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:26 pm

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It's a lovely morning in the Shire and you are a horrible goose.
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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:30 pm

(for reference, yes, they're finally doing a LotR set, ugh)
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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby François » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:55 am

I like the implication that being struck by lightning is exactly as bad for you as eating a sandwich is good for you.

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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Friday » Fri Jun 09, 2023 12:07 pm

In TF2, the Sandvich heals you for 300, or twice the amount of damage inflicted by a fully charged sniper bodyshot, or like 2-4 rockets.

Conclusion: Sandwich is a powerful healing object
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Re: A Magical Gathering

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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Büge » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:26 am

Sheldon Menery, one of the founding fathers of Commander, has died.
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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Mongrel » Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:48 pm

I always thought it was fascinating that I could say "It's very much like Sheldon Menery and EDH/Commander, if you've ever played Magic." in so many places and games and have people instantly understand what I meant.

Incidentally, I realized my reaction to seeing this thread's been posted to has now become "Oh no, what now."
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Re: A Magical Gathering

Postby Mongrel » Sat Feb 10, 2024 1:34 am

Looking at cards for the first time in ages, I noticed Wizzerds decided to drastically reduce the number of Planeswalker cards they release (to one per set) because after only about 15 years, they discovered that the design space for them is vastly smaller than other card types. Which... yes, but also you never lost your completely petrifying fear of making any which cost less than 4 or the very occasional 3, and cards which cost MORE than 4-5 generally have to be pretty good to see play in any competitive format?

One thing about that which is really funny to me for very petty reasons, because in those 15 years the dipshits never actually figured out how to make a cheap burn-deck oriented red planeswalker, Chandra or otherwise? LMAO.

Also it seems like overall prices for Magic cards have declined in general over the past few years? I mean reserved list shit still rises but it seems like nearly everything reprintable has declined, including high end promos (except, notably, weeb-art promos).

Interesting.

Anyway, I didn't see a single thing that made we wish I was still playing? I mean, even discounting the fact that Wizards has become a ghastly corporate cesspool for the moment and just looking at it as a game. It was always a gag that cranks would scream Wizards had "run out of ideas" but every card I read seems like such a retread that you wonder if they really have. Course it could just be Corporation Disease making their brains flat rather than Magic not having any design space left, but does that really matter to the end consumer?
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