Elite is still the best game to play if you want to get a book read at the same time, but they went and added dune buggies a while ago. Now it's a back and forth between
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I put together an exploration fit Asp and packed it with landing bays full of moon jumpers. If I'm going to go exploring I am going to redneck the fuck out of everything along the way. Swindle gave me a Gear for my birthday and if nothing else it's great for Dukes of Hazzard shit in Elite. Utterly pointless Dukes of Hazzard shit, but that's redundant. Meanwhile, everything else I try to do with any kind of VR makes me want to throw up. Backflips in a space jeep in near zero G? For some reason my reptile brain is fine with that.
That ship actually looks fucking huge in stereo. I named her "Last Chance IV" because I blew up two and the last one committed suicide. But only in headcanon because the fucking game still doesn't let you actually name ships. They're busy adding £7 ricer kits and paint jobs. Silver lining: I guess those are cheaper now?
On the way to assfuck nowhere I scanned a system with a probably G type star and a promising number of planets. You'd expect a kind of radar ping or something when you do that, but it's more of a Mass Effect Reaper/Every Movie Trailer Ever noise for no real reason other than to alarm my dog even though she's heard it literally thousands of times by now. So for me at this point playing this game is 5% going BWAAAAAAAARRRRMMMM at rocks, 93% reading a book, and 2% consoling a dog who is either freaked out at the BWAAAAAARRRRMM sounds, or upset that I occasionally put a glorified Viewmaster on my head and then spastically twist around as though I'm tracking an invisible bug. Which I'm sure, in her judgment, makes me basically just another fucking cat.
This system is like the overwhelming majority in that it's mostly shitty gas giants and shitty ice rocks. The only remotely remarkable thing about it is that one of its shitty, bug infested fart planets has a single airless moon with 0.09 surface Gs, and that moon has a single fuckoff big mountain on it that reaches nearly to orbit. Additionally, the previous guy who visited the system was named "Rebel Yell." A name like that is the hallmark of a certain sort of asshole, and at the absolute least I would have expected him to have an eye for good places to get oneself killed and a bed full of ATVs to speed the process. He somehow managed not to notice this moon, because it's pretty much made for killing yourself doing wicked ramps.
So yeah, hold my beer a minute. I'm going to land on that mountain and see if I can't make a moon buggy flip around the world.
The mountain turns out to have two peaks a couple kilometers apart that you can easily jump a space car between with max engines and careful boosting, but more often spiraling, flipping, and yelling.
Despite my way-too-drunk-to-be-best efforts, I haven't managed to propel myself completely around the whole damned rock. I think I'll have to find a smaller moon with a higher mountain and also more booze. What's weird is that your thrusters automatically disable if you get too close to your ship. Ostensibly this is to keep players from jumping on top of them. Which is kind of pointless when you have damn near weightless moons all over the place.
Took a couple tries to get the hop right. I've had a few, sue me. I'd like to think millennia from now some alien will come across these tracks and either put them on an album cover or rightly chalk them up to random redneck bullshit.
Anyway I rate this game infinity fucks out of fuck you.